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 If my voice were autotuned, I'd be a superstar! I'd be internationally famous for my talented voice if only my voice were autotuned! I might win at the Emmys, the Grammys, the Oscars, and even at the Tonys as well as the MTV Video Music Awards as well as other MTV awards shows! When my voice were autotuned, my whole life will become a Broadway musical (featuring yours truly--Daniel Luster: Superstar)! Even at the Golden Globes, I'd won for my autotuned voice. I'd sell more copies worldwide than Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Madonna, the Backstreet Boys, the Beatles, and Taylor Swift combined--about 20 billion copies worldwide, esp., in North America, Europe, Latin America, the Caribbean, the Middle East, the Indian subcontinent, the Asian Pacific (including Japan), Africa, Australasia, and Southeast Asia! My songs would hit 250x platinum and 144 gold records if I had an autotuned voice; I'd be rich and famous worldwide as "the world's hardest-working man...

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (as always)! If I had my way, Americans would forget about September 11th, 2001, but celebrate November 21st, 2001 (the day I'd turn 20 years old) instead! On November 21st, 2001, everyone should celebrate it, even my family--the Luster family (back when 418 St. Clair Street was still around). Everyone would shower me with presents like a college scholarship at the Ohio State University, a trip to Japan, and my status as a Hollywood A-list movie star so that literally everyone would know my name, just to name a few. I could've been a movie star working in the motion picture industry, esp., Hollywood, California, USA, in particular. I should call my first movie "Foot Fetishes and All: the Daniel Luster Story" starring me, Daniel Luster (the one and only), but I'll also be directing the film, as well. I'd be rewriting history with that docudrama which should've been a romantic comedy at its most educational,...

 Hello, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I was thinking about going to college; it could be either Ohio State University or Harvard University. I'd say the Ohio State University's the best in its class when it comes to expecting myself to make more money by being a podiatrist, a computer programmer, a webpage designer, a scientist, an actor, a photojournalist, etc. Although, I wanted to be a professional movie star and have my name on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. However, I also want to be a TikTok influencer influencing young people as well as other people how to budget and save their money for something important like ordering a soft drink with my Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese and a hot fudge sundae for example. I'll be teaching young people how to budget and save money on YouTube, as well. I'll be both a YouTuber and a TikTok influencer via the Internet. Furthermore, I wanted to be a trillionaire in order to show the world that I can save money like all the re...

 Once upon a time, I was minding my own business until the unthinkable happened--Heather Picking was sitting next to Tony (that short and nervous guy wearing a red ballcap). Then, I became insanely, wacko-crazy jealous and started yelling and cursing at all the passengers on the bus (including Matt O'Neill and Kathy). I was crying my eyes out as Heather Picking spoke to me in a harsh, firm voice which could be enough to make a grown man cry. I said to Matt O'Neill, "I'm the boss!!!" in a bad-tempered, tortured, angst-ridden, depressed tone of voice outta seriousness. Heather broke up with me during the time of that unusual incident which have occurred to me. I was in a toxic relationship with her. That was why I've hated my life. In addition, a while later, me and Heather were back together; it's like a "boy-meets-girl-boy-loses-girl-and-boy-gets-girl-back" kinda story which I shall sell my idea to the publisher and I'll make a gazillion doll...

 I'd like to show proof of me, Daniel Luster, by name being a narcissist through everything a say and do. The things I say about myself to the world's that I can do anything for $1,000,000 because I'm more popular than you'll ever be, e.g., helping your children with their homework, driving a car with or without a driver's license, taking selfies and post them (on Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest, Snapchat, DeviantArt, and Reddit as well as Twitter), staying young and handsome forever, eating cheap as humanly possible, starring on stage and screen (TV, the Internet, and movies), and having as many girlfriends as I can afford all at once and marry them all. I'm more humble than you because that I'm the prettiest thing in the known world and I'm a Hollywood A-list celebrity YouTuber, philanthropist, civil rights activist, TikTok influencer, human rights activist destined to be an animal rights activist in general, and aspiring U.S. President as well as a wor...

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I should've been vegan since 1995 (back at Malabar Middle School) in Mrs. Hoecker's (my middle-school social studies teacher) class. If only I could turn back time to tell my younger and stockier self to swear off all meat, eggs, dairy, and wheat in order to maintain a healthier and even happier lifestyle. As I say to myself, "Be vegan, be free!" over and over in a mantra. By the way, I might still have fruits, vegetables, whole grains (like rice and quinoa), nuts and legumes, water, tea, and my morning coffee (esp., my espresso). Being vegan's the right way to be because it's healthy, it's affordable, and it puts you always in a positive mood as well as helping you live a longer, happier, healthier life! Guaranteed! Being vegan means that I might not eat pork, beef, poultry, seafood (of any kind), etc., but I could have avocados, carrots, spinach, Brussels sprouts, beets, broccoli, cauliflower, potatoes,...

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! Today, I'd like to talk about my "I Have A Dream" speech. For myself: I'll go on cool adventures with my roommate, Ronald Dimrock. For my community: There'll be no more illegal drugs, gang violence, suicide, nor psychopaths in the Mansfield community, but Mansfield (a city in Ohio) will be annexed with another city in Ohio called Ontario, in order to bring in thousands of new jobs; I'll promise to lower the price of gas down to at least $1.00/per gallon (the new national average), and I'll also promise to bring in all males, females, and non-binaries so that they can be registered to vote. For the world: I'll end poverty, pollution, famine, hatred, violence, illegal drugs, war, rising food prices, and even I'll bring in Ronald Dimrock so that we can start our very own chocolate factory called Luster & Dimrock Chocolatiers, Inc., so ergo, chocolate was the cause and will be th...

 Hexllo, everybody!! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! Last year, I was developing a scheduling fetish; and that's why I'll be making a who-to-date-and-when book for aspiring polyamorous people such as myself! I'll be planning on dating Alexis Hunt, Kayla Thorne, Heather Picking, Lindsay Radford, and Mikayla Gibson. I can never stick to one woman, but I could have Heather Picking on Sundays and weekday mornings, although I could have Alexis Hunt on weeknights and Saturday mornings, and I could date Lindsay Radford on Saturday nights, and I could possibly date Mikayla Gibson on Sunday nights. In addition, I'd say that I'm a swinging bachelor with a scheduling fetish. Until then, blu-bye for now!👋👋👋👋😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

 Hello again, everybody! My name is Daniel Luster! I'd like to inform you that we might open our very own chocolate factory one day and we'll be the founding fathers of a business such as that thereof! We'll be the men who saved the world--with chocolate!!! We'll be business partners!!! We'll be famous, we'll be huge!!! We'll help revolutionize the way the world thinks about chocolate forever!!! Our chocolate candy bars will be vegan, gluten-free, keto-friendly, rich in minerals (like zinc, iron, calcium, magnesium, and copper), kosher, halal, and altogether awesomefantastical-riffic!!! Each chocolate candy bar will cost $5/per unit with 50% of the proceeds go to the Bluehilda Fan Club (the official fan club of the brainchild of Jim Grue and the titular character of the upcoming children's animated television series made exclusively for Nickelodeon--"Bluehilda"). However, the other 50% goes to both me and Ronald Dimrock. You know that I'm a...

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I'm here to talk about the annual salary of the co-founders/presidents/managers/chairmen/chief executive officers at Luster & Dimrock Chocolatiers, Incorporated--per founding member, it's a whopping $200 billion/per year salary! Speaking of which, we'll make a unisex chocolate fragrance for both men and women; it'll be called "Eau de Chocolate Spritz". We'll also make a breakfast cereal invented exclusively by us called "Luster & Dimrock's Breakfast Cereal for Chocoholics". We'll be the richest men in America and possibly the whole wide entire world according to Forbes magazine!!! We'll be corporate superstars~!!! We'll make twice as many chocolate products on special days like Halloween, Thanksgiving Day, Black Friday, Cyber Monday, Giving Tuesday, Christmas, Easter, etc.!!!  We'll even be on People magazine, Time-Life, and U.S. News & World Report! Luster & ...

 Hello again, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster! Me and Ronald Dimrock were thinking about inventing our very own chocolate paraphernalia as follows: 1.  Dark chocolate bars which are gluten-free, vegan, keto-friendly, and good for you. 2. Chocolate soda pop. 3. Chocolate cotton candy. 4. Chocolate coffee which is rich in caffeine, gluten-free, vegan, keto-friendly, and good for you! Note: We (me and Ronald Dimrock) will be establishing our very own chocolate factory! We'll call it "Luster & Dimrock Chocolatiers"; it'll have billions and billions of gallons of chocolate oozing underneath our feet. We can mass-produce candy bars, chocolate soda pop, chocolate cotton candy, chocolate coffee, chocolate-covered espresso beans, chocolate milk, chocolate gumdrops, Belgian chocolate truffles, chocolate ice-cream, double chocolate-chip cookies, chocolate-covered crickets, chocolate-covered raisins, chocolate jelly beans, chocolate-and-peanut-butter spread, chocol...

 Hello, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster! You all know me as a "gentleman pervert", since I've got a foot fetish, I should say that I enjoy a woman's feet as well as her lovely eyes. It might go on Tinder, though. I can stare at a woman's feet aimlessly for hours on end just talking to them! It's up to a woman to give them male and/or female connotations; it's what turns me on! I'm most certainly a weirdo by all means necessary when it comes to staring at a woman's feet aimlessly. Moreover, I often believe that a woman's feet are the best feature of her body and I really meant it from the heart. What if a woman gives her feet names? They should be called "Mary-Kate" and "Ashley". Furthermore, I can pour chocolate syrup on her feet and lick them. Wait until, the next episode.😎😎💋💋💋

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I've once believed that I'm an alien, but I'm not. I'm a human being who's fully capable of making mistakes. However, I must be sensing that someone hacked into my gene pool--it must be an alien being, esp., a reptilian alien. I do believe that I must be cold-blooded as in that I'm sensitive to the cold, wintery conditions around me during the wintertime in Ohio (a state in which I've lived all my life). I'm part-Caucasian, part-American Indian, and part-Reptilian, so ergo, I'm cold-blooded. I'm used to tropical conditions as opposed to wintery conditions. I'm ectothermal or poikilothermous which means that I'm more than likely to catch hypothermia. Like I said before and I'll say it again: I'm not used to the snow and other wintery conditions, I'm much more of a tropical climate kinda guy. I'm talking about American states like Hawaii, California, Nevada, Arizona, New Me...