If I Had My Way.
Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (as always)! If I had my way, Americans would forget about September 11th, 2001, but celebrate November 21st, 2001 (the day I'd turn 20 years old) instead! On November 21st, 2001, everyone should celebrate it, even my family--the Luster family (back when 418 St. Clair Street was still around). Everyone would shower me with presents like a college scholarship at the Ohio State University, a trip to Japan, and my status as a Hollywood A-list movie star so that literally everyone would know my name, just to name a few. I could've been a movie star working in the motion picture industry, esp., Hollywood, California, USA, in particular. I should call my first movie "Foot Fetishes and All: the Daniel Luster Story" starring me, Daniel Luster (the one and only), but I'll also be directing the film, as well. I'd be rewriting history with that docudrama which should've been a romantic comedy at its most educational, and also starring my father (Eddie Wayne Luster), my mother (Dorothy "Dottie" Anne-Marie Luster), my sister (Brenda May Luster), and the rest of the Luster family as themselves along with a cast of thousands of extras as themselves, as well. It would've been costing moviegoers $12/per ticket to see my major motion picture. Hopefully, it would've been certified by the Screen Actors Guild and the Motion Picture Association of America as one of the greatest movies in recorded history. It should've been #1 on the "MTV Movie Awards" at that time. I could've been beating against all odds. :-( Until then, goodbye for now!πΆ
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