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My Big Move To 27 Winding Way

 Good news, everyone! I, Daniel Luster like to inform you about my encounter with Ron Dimrock whenever I get the chance to meet him, though. I'll be the first man in Richland County (Ohio) ever to own a smart house in 27 Winding Way in Mansfield, Ohio, U.S.A. That'll deserve a great deal of newspaper publicity! It'll also be #1 for the history books, but it's up to Kathy McElvain (w/ her reputation) to make it all possible by co-writing my autobiography with me on the side. I'll get to meet Mark Romanchuk, Timothy Theaker, Joe Biden, and the rest of the crew who made everything possible. In about 10 years from now, the whole world will know my name and all of my successors will hereby carry on my treasured legacy without shame. A legacy will be something to be remembered.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 I'll be on television, radio, the Internet, newspapers, supermarket tabloids, books, and the silver screen--all various forms of media! There are millions of eager people from ...

CΓΌdle Quickie: I Got You Babe

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I'm the Saddest Man in America

 Bad news, ladies and gentlemen! This afternoon when Bonnie Thompson shows up in the hallway, I was daydreaming about writing a #1 Nobel Prize-winning novel, she told me to come on when I didn't have the time, but I still wish that I can learn how to drive to and from work with style. When I was on the bus, I was having an anger outburst, but then, I was bawling my eyes out because all of society doesn't comprehend with my stress which can cause me to have a nervous breakdown in a New York minute. Moreover, I've screamed obscenities on the top of my lungs like a stark-raving lunatic and I've claimed that I'm an extraterrestrial being and calling everyone on the bus a bunch of hairless apes--that was so wrong of me to do so. It was wrong of me to misjudge society because that they're right and I'm wrong. The #1 Nobel Prize-winning novel will be based on my life (from my infancy to where I'm at now), I'll call it "The Story Of My Life: The Daniel ...

I'm Moving To A Smart House on March 1st Of This Year!

 Good afternoon, ladies and gents! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the #1 Dude In Richland County). For well over 40 years, my entire life's been a total roller coaster (w/ so many twists, turns, ups, and downs--it's unpredictable). I'll tell the rest of the world that I'm moving on up to 27 Winding Way (a house endowed with artificial intelligence) and everyone in Richland County (Ohio, USA) will know who I truly am and Kathy McElvain (the head honcho of McElvain Homes) will write an entire biography about my misadventures with society in the past through the wonders of posterity. This total roller coaster will transform into a space shuttle leaving Earth's atmosphere all the way into the overreaching heavens. I'll finally get the piece of the pie by being the mentor to the people of Richland County who have the same troubles as me. I'll be their big brother. I'll be "the #1 Dude In The Whole Of Richland County" by scores of its citizens. Ye...

On Reddit, I Wrote The Title "Ask Me Anything"

 Hello, ladies and gents! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)--foot-fetishist extraordinaire! The topic I like to talk about to the rest of the world is my foot fetish. It's up to the rest of society to come up with the questions and yours truly to come up with the answers (1 answer/per question), but it has to be starting with the question words like "Who?", "What?", "Where?", "When?, "Why?", "Which?", and "How?". The puppet foot on the Sunkist Funny Feet Fruit Snacks commercial (back in 1988) is my muse to my foot fetish; it happened when I was in 2nd grade (I was 6 to 7 years old at the time). You can ask me anything concerning my foot fetish on Reddit. Catch ya later, everyone!😍😍😍😍😍😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎