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 Hello, everyone!! My name is Daniel Luster (the one and only)! For those of you who don't know me, but I'm a self-confessed miser, a self-confessed chocoholic, a self-confessed bargain-hunter, a self-confessed "Bluehilda" fan, a self-confessed "Sailor Moon" fan, a self-confessed caffeine addict, a self-confessed podophile, a self-confessed pizza-lover, and "the World's Smartest Shopper"!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 To shop smart is to buy good stuff cheap!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 When I get my own TikTok channel, I'd like some brands who can sponsor it including McDonald's, Diet Coke (a Coca-Cola brand), Member's Mark (an official Sam's Club brand), Great Value (an official Walmart brand), Diet Pepsi (an official Pepsi brand), Pepsi Zero Sugar (another official Pepsi brand), Reese's peanut butter cups, Ollie's Bargain Outlet (w/ it's tagline: "Good Stuff Cheap!"), and Speedway (an official subsidiary of 7-Elev...

 Hello, my name is Daniel Luster! If you know me and/or love me, please follow me on TikTok on my channel with the following brands that I come to know and love such as Diet Pepsi, Pepsi Zero Sugar, Diet Coke, Coca-Cola Zero, McDonald's, Golden Corral, Arby's, Walmart, Sam's Club, Taco Bell, and Aldi. Please support my channel by buying my T-shirts with the official "DL" monogram on them for $15/per unit on Sellfy! Okay, I love ya guys! Buy! :-)

 Here are the following senses that I wish for: 1. clairvoyance 2. telepathy 3. precognition (alias "the gift of prophecy") Note: With these senses, I'll be referred to as an esper.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 An esper's a person with extrasensory perception, or ESP for short!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, the one, the only Daniel Luster!! :-) When I'm TikTok-famous, I'd like to converse with my sponsors to make it worthwhile! Consider, the following brands who can sponsor me and they include: 1. Diet Pepsi (a registered trademark of PepsiCo.) 2. Pepsi Zero Sugar (another registered trademark of PepsiCo.) 3. Reese's (a trademark for a brand of peanut-butter cups made from milk chocolate (which is virtually my father's guilty pleasure until he passed away on April 11, 2013 in Mansfield, Ohio) 4. Great Value (a trademark of the big-box retail store by the name of Walmart) 5. Google (a trademark for my search engine on the Internet) 6. McDonald's (a fast-food restaurant) 7. Jersey Mike's (a fast-food restaurant specialized in making submarine sandwiches) 8. Member's Mark (a trademark of Sam's Club (a subsidiary of Walmart) 9. Honey Nut Cheerios

 Here's a list of freebies that I should've gotten during November 21, 2001 (my 20th birthday). Consider the following: 1. a free European vacation getaway 2. a trip to Las Vegas, Nevada 3. a webcam  4. fame excess from Hollywood producers from California 5. coffee from McCafe at McDonald's 6. all-you-can-eat sushi from Wokano 7. soda from soda vendors 8. pizza from Domino's 9. sunglasses to hide my charming face 10. a free college scholarship from the Ohio State University (in the Mansfield campus) 11. a free mani/pedi from the nail salon 12. groceries with the Great Value logo from Walmart 13. a free wardrobe makeover

I was thinking about getting birthday freebies on November 21, 2001. I should've got freebies like a free manicure/pedicure, a free coffee at Starbucks, a free car, and much, much more! If only I could turn back time. I even should've got free fame excess from Hollywood producers from Hollywood, California. :-( 😢😢😢😢😢

 Here are the telltale signs that I'm a Karen: 1. I always want free stuff such as free soda, free espresso, free pizza, free sushi, etc. 2. I always want people to know my name. 3. I always want to go first. 4. I always threaten to speak with the manager when things don't usually go my way. 5. I always overreact to racist, classist, ageist, "on disability", and even "based on height" comments as well as sexist comments. 6. I always overreact to negative comments that in which society throws out at me.

 When I have infinite wealth from my global performances, even right here in my hometown of Mansfield, Ohio, USA, I'll ask all the bankers from all over Switzerland to hide all of my infinite wealth and store it in safes all over Switzerland!!😎😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍👌👌👌 I'll even start my very own chocolate factory alongside Ronald Dimrock (my roommate), I'll make an infinite supply of chocolate goodies for Christmas, Halloween, Easter Sunday, etc.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Before all that happens, I'll be a statistician as a side hustle from my turntablist career. Other side hustles include being a party planner, a talk show host, and a star of major motion pictures as well as a film director and an editor-in-chief back in the United States!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 I'm very open-minded about various topics on my own YouTube series, "Danny's Deranged Opinions"; topics include my foot fetish, mathematics, my caffeine addiction (which I'm extraordinarily proud of), my wor...

 Hello, everybody! It's me, Daniel Luster (the real OG)! I'm here to talk about making my own brand of music; it's called "Daniel From The Hood's Infinite Playlist: Volume One". It combines music from the 1990's, 2000's, 2010's, and today! It will be banging! I'll get paid a $25k/per show at a local nightclub in Las Vegas, Nevada! I'll get paid as a turntablist extraordinaire at McElvain Homes in Mansfield, Ohio for $25k/per show w/ a stack of CD's from BTS, Taylor Swift, Nicki Minaj, Jelly Roll, etc. I can entertain dozens of fans at McElvain Homes and beyond!! 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 I can combine samples from my surroundings at Mansfield, Ohio's Richland Newhope districts (both 4th Street and Longview). I'll be famous on YouTube, TikTok, Facebook, the Mansfield News Journal, MTV (Music Television), Reddit, Twitter, and the world stage in general! I'll make a mixtape and give it to my loyal customers/fans from my hometown--Mansfiel...

 Here's a list of people who I share some common bonds with: 1. Ronald Dimrock (We share multiculturalism, hoping to get outta Mansfield real soon, favorite foods, an ambition to know everything, and frugality.) 2. Luke Trieber (We share the same birthday; it's because that we're both Scorpios.) 3. Teresa Yoder (We both get silly every now and then when we repeat the same mistakes over and over again.) 4. Debra Carpenter (We both like dolphins, but as for me, I'd like to keep dolphins as pets.) 5. Jennifer Hord (We both were born on the same year, but as for me, I was born 3 months and 11 days later than Jennifer Hord (who was born on September 10, 1981).) 6. My mother (Nee Dorothy "Dottie" Luster) (We both like science fiction, are autistic, and get easily upset from time to time.) 7. Joseph Luster (We both have unbridled apathy of the 9/11 terror attacks on the twin towers of the World Trade Center in New York City, an addiction to "Sailor Moon", a...

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only, as always)! I remember the time that Heather Picking broke up with me due to an unfortunate incident involving another passenger whose taking my spot with her which started something exaggeratedly dramatic which was enough to make a grown man cry his eyes out and drives him to drink (which didn't happen). If she breaks up with me again, I might get an inkling to eat as much as I want at a local Olive Garden (in Ontario, Ohio) and get free refills of Diet Coke as I want, but I must tip the server who serves me the all-you-can-eat, gluten-free rotini w/ either marinara or alfredo sauce...and a Diet Coke (plus the refills).😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😢😢😢😢😢😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). I've learned that I'm a self-confessed arithmamaniac (which means that I love counting). If you think mathematics is hard, try dealing with the cold Ohio weather--Brr! I'm obsessed with mathematics before I get involved with women's feet. I, myself, am a child prodigy.😏 I love to count the weeks in a year, and the number of squares on the chart, etc.😎 7's my lucky number!! In addition, I'm proud of arithmamania.😄😄

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! My theory's that mathematics is a de facto world language that every human being on the planet should share. Moreover, mathematics isn't just for humans, but also for other forms of life, as well--from distant galaxies to the smallest particles. Mathematics is the oldest language known to humanity, forget Proto-Afro-Asiatic, Sumerian, Babylonian, Akkadian, Greek, Chinese, Egyptian, Latin, and Sanskrit--mathematics is where it's at!😎 In addition, mathematics is the language of the universe and numbers and their operations are its alphabet.😎😎😎😎

 What I think about 9/11 is that it's just a law-enforcement issue and nothing else. However, my birthday's far more interesting that 9/11. I just don't give a rat's ass about what this country has been going through in the 21st century.😒😒😒😒😒😒 If the French knew a thing or two about me, as I'd say "Welcome to my world!". I'm viewed as "arrogant, pretentious, and promiscuous" to the people of this country.

 Hello, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I'm here to ask you this rhetorical question: Why can't I be an only child? If only I could turn back time to February 16, 1984 in Mansfield, Ohio (where my sister was born). I could've gave my mother an abortion and make my obnoxious younger sister wish that she was never born, so ergo, I'm doing it for attention, fame, and money in that order! I could've been an only child of the Luster Family household made up of Eddie Wayne Luster (my father), Dorothy "Dottie" Anne Luster (my mother), and myself. I'd also like to see my grandfather (named Edgar Pueblo Luster) and my grandmother (Opal C. Luster). I could've gave my mother an abortion out of pride, envy, anger, greed, and all of the goodness of my heart.😎😎😎😎😈😈😈😈😈

 Hello, everyone! I'm Daniel Luster (the one and only). I'm here to tell you about my list of fan clubs: 1. the Bluehilda Fan Club 2. the Daniel Luster Fan Club (the only fan club where I'm my own mascot) 3. the Sailor Moon Fan Club 4. the Pee-Wee Herman Fan Club 5. the Miranda Sings Fan Club (dedicated to the childlike persona of Colleen Ballinger named Miranda Sings)  

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! If I could take over the world, I'd expect every attractive, young woman on Earth to cater to my every need and wait on me hand and foot. They'd be subject to "white slavery" if I could rule the world. I could be the king of the entire world--our world--Earth!😎😎😎😎

 Here's my list of wacky wishes: 1. I wish I were of a taller stature (like 6'9"). 2. I wish I were a basketball player for the National Basketball Association (NBA). 3. I wish I had a 200+ IQ in order to solve the Rubik's cube, speak foreign languages, etc. 4. I wish I had a faster metabolism so that I could burn 20x more calories than people twice my size. 5. I wish I could sing songs from the 1970's, 1980's, 1990's, 2000's, 2010's, and today. 6. I wish I couldn't be dishonest, ever! 7. I wish I could rule the world (our world--Earth) so that people can wait on me hand and foot, and shower me with gifts. I wish I could be king of this world.😎😎😎😎😎😎

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! Here are pointers that I'm, in fact a drama queen, but please consider the following: 1. Paris Hilton has a rockstar boyfriend, but I wanted to marry her so damn bad! 2. I treat life after the 9/11 terror attacks like just another day on this rollercoaster called life. 3. When I was at the Wyandotte Free Will Baptist Church (after 9/11), staring at and talking to women's feet's what my own mother called "poking fun of God", but I call "pleasure". 4. Kayla Thorne broke up with me after my trip to Las Vegas (a city in Nevada), but she've friendzoned me, but I've dated Heather Picking instead. 5. Heather Picking broke up with me that one time, but then eventually, we've got back together by me saying "I'm sorry!" and even in a toxic relationship like mine (with Heather Picking involved), I got the magic in me...and bragging rights! :-) 6. I've treated mispl...

 When I'm President of the United States, I'll lower the inflation on all items (including soda pop in the vending machines across America). I'll impose a recall on Crocs due to them being the ugliest shoes, ever. I'll impose better education across America by reviving cursive writing in every school, college, and university in the country, esp., within the academic curriculum in general. Drug-dealing will be outlawed in this country. I'll place every Generac electrical generator in every home in America. I'll promise every American longer tax breaks. I'll create more jobs in America in order to boost the economy. I'll have more foreign ties with China than ever before. I'll also stand for the LGBTQIA+ community--lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, and asexual. I'll still make the world a better place by standing up for Israel, but still annexing it with Palestine within the Middle East peace talks. I'll recycle everything (...