I wish that I could rule the world with an iron fist!

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! If I could take over the world, I'd expect every attractive, young woman on Earth to cater to my every need and wait on me hand and foot. They'd be subject to "white slavery" if I could rule the world. I could be the king of the entire world--our world--Earth!😎😎😎😎

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