Hello again!

 Greetings, earthlings! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I was thinking about being the King of the Universe with Heather Picking being the Queen of the Universe! We can rule the Universe together as husband and wife and we'll have millions and billions of children and counting all across the Universe (including Earth). All the girl talk will be about me and my wife-to-be as the King and Queen of the Universe.👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 Me and Heather Picking will both live in a beautiful castle together w/ modern conveniences including televisions, telephones, radios, computers, and much, much more!💏💏💏💏💏💏💏 However, the whole universe will know my name on henceforth!👨👨👨👨👨👨👨👨😎😎😎😎😎😎😎👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 Heather Picking will be the Queen of the Universe while I'll be the King of the Universe!👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽😎😎😎😎😎😎 See ya real soon, goodbye!👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽 Transmission complete.👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫

 Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). I'd like to lay down some info about me and here we go: I'm intelligent, hilarious, and having an interesting way to look at the world. My personality's one in a billion , I tell ya! With my intelligence, hilarity, and a unique way to look at the world, I can be bigger than the Kardashians and the Real Housewives combined! Hopefully, if my reality show ("Living With Daniel Luster") were successful enough on Bravo for 3-5 seasons (plus a line of quality-value merchandise including coffee mugs, lunchboxes, thermoses, a dynamic video-game (which will be based on my myriad of marvelous misadventures), posters, t-shirts, underwear, calendars, wristwatches, DVD's, compact discs, bumper stickers, basketball shoes, baseball caps, and deluxe action figures (which will be in my likeness), I'll get paid $1 kajillion (which will include a major motion picture called "Life Wit...