I have a unique personality!

 Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). I'd like to lay down some info about me and here we go: I'm intelligent, hilarious, and having an interesting way to look at the world. My personality's one in a billion, I tell ya! With my intelligence, hilarity, and a unique way to look at the world, I can be bigger than the Kardashians and the Real Housewives combined! Hopefully, if my reality show ("Living With Daniel Luster") were successful enough on Bravo for 3-5 seasons (plus a line of quality-value merchandise including coffee mugs, lunchboxes, thermoses, a dynamic video-game (which will be based on my myriad of marvelous misadventures), posters, t-shirts, underwear, calendars, wristwatches, DVD's, compact discs, bumper stickers, basketball shoes, baseball caps, and deluxe action figures (which will be in my likeness), I'll get paid $1 kajillion (which will include a major motion picture called "Life With Daniel Luster: The Movie" (which will include sequels). It'll be a lucrative franchise! The major motion picture will have gross-out gags, slapstick humor, sexual innuendo (including double entendres), and mild-to-severe language throughout). I'll be talked about on TikTok, YouTube, Skype, Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Blogger, and Wikipedia as well as all newspapers, magazines, supermarket tabloids, books, television, and radio. My major motion picture will be generally dubbed into Turkish, European French, German, Italian, European Spanish, Polish, European Portuguese, Russian, Ukrainian, Bulgarian, Slovak, Czech, Hungarian, Iranian Persian, Pashto, Hindi, Urdu, Mandarin Chinese (including Mainland China and the Chinese province of Taiwan), Korean (for South Korea), Tagalog, Japanese, Gujrati, Brazilian Portuguese, Latin-American Spanish (for Mexico, Argentina, Colombia, Venezuela, Cuba, and Chile), Canadian French, and Thai as well as Lithuanian, Latvian, Georgian (for the former Soviet republic of Georgia), Turkmen, Uzbek, Kyrgyz, Kurdish (for Kurdistan), Kazakh, Azerbaijani, and Armenian--it's for the global box office.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 This is Daniel Luster signing off, okay, I love you, bye!👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋