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 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, the one and only Daniel Luster! I'd like to talk to you all about me being the creator, the writer, the director, the narrator, and the main star of "Foot Fetishes And All: The Daniel Luster Story". During my biopic, I'll share some dramedic insight that you cannot find anywhere else, capisce? The biopic itself will show zillions of sides of me from being an average autistic digital native to an all-out Internet superstar. There will be some instances of product placement throughout the biopic including McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Domino's, Pizza Hut, Cheetos, Lay's, and much, much more!! It's a docudrama/romantic comedy. It'll be one of the highest-grossing biopics in the history of the cinematic industry w/ zillions and zillions of dollars!! It'll be exceptionally buzzworthy! It'll contain a soundtrack from the 1980's to the 2020's from the greatest musical artists of all time...

 Hello there again, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster! Throughout my biopic, it'll show content involving anxiety, ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder), depression, and paraphilia including podophilia (foot fetishism) and crurophilia (leg fetishism) as well as excessive perfectionism.😎😎😎😎😎😎 My biopic will take place in the year 1985 and then, it'll take place in the present tense. The biopic will be a docudrama of comedic and romantic proportions!💋💋💋💋💋

 Greetings once again, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster and I'm here to talk about the emotional entanglements in complex inter/intrapersonal relationships starting with the complex combination of anger, fear, sadness, and anxiety--it's called "angst". We'll be showing plenty of angst in my biopic as well as lust (a strong sexual desire for a young and attractive woman revered as a sexual object). Speaking of which, lust has to do with ADD (attention deficit disorder); it may be able to cause the breaking of eye contact while ogling at some body parts like breasts, thighs, feet, butts, and bellies as opposed to the face, but I alone, am intimately speaking when I say which I can be able to go with the feet (which are the most fetishized part of a woman's body) and the thighs. I'll display plenty of erratic and complex behaviors throughout my biopic, guaranteed!💋💋💋💋 Moreover, emotional entanglements are what will make the biopic mo...

Hello again, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, the one and only famous Daniel Luster! I'm here to talk about the very importance of product placement in my auto biopic (a biopic with me as myself) and it goes something like this: My biopic shall have various products including those from McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Pepsi, Coca-Cola, Dr. Pepper, Starbucks, Adidas, etc. Those product sponsors will pay me handsomely, but mostly, I drink caffeinated Diet Pepsi (w/ its classic Diet Pepsi taste). I assume that product placement in my biopic will pay zillions and zillions and zillions of dollars to yours truly--Daniel Luster! There are products which are shared in many countries outside the US, e.g., like Canada, the UK, the European Common Market, Russia, China, South Korea, Japan, South Africa, Switzerland, the Caribbean Islands, Australia, New Zealand, the Middle East, Latin America, Southeast Asia, Polynesia, Zimbabwe, Zambia, Nigeria, India, Pakistan, Sri Lan...

 Greeting, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! I'm here to talk about my obstacles throughout my life during my biopic: my biopic involves foot fetishism, childhood obesity, adolescent obesity, my confrontations with Mrs. Joan Collard and Mr. Franklin Lay from Malabar Middle School, my afternoon masturbation rituals during my afternoon naps, my confrontations with my parents (whose names were Eddie Wayne Luster (my father) and Dottie Anne-Marie Luster (my mother), my confrontations and random encounters with random artists on DeviantArt, my addiction to foot fetish videos on Clips4Sale (via the Internet), the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center (in New York City), the power outages during the summertime, my suicide attempts, my drama queen status, my father's arrest due to child endangerment on my nephews (Joseph Christian Baer and Jaden Wayne Baer), my strong acquisition for financial wealth, my inferior superiority complex, ...

 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I'm here to tell you about my biopic: It shows untold millions of aspects to my complex personality including being a Karen (an obnoxious and entitled individual who speaks with the manager when things go awry), being a megalomaniac, being the straight man (as in the sane person who's foil's a wiseguy), being the wiseguy (as in the insane individual who drives sane people insane), being a podophile (one who has a strong sexual desire for women's beautiful feet), being a crurophile (one who has a strong sexual desire for women's legs), being a stalker on DeviantArt, being Internet famous (esp., on Facebook), etc. The auto biographic motion picture will be called officially as "Foot Fetishes and All: the Daniel Luster Story"; it'll be an indie movie created, written, and directed by yours truly--the one and only famous Daniel Luster. I'll also be starring in that mo...

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I'm here to talk about my podcast: It'll feature topics including fetishes (including thighs and feet), favorite foods, pet peeves (including being blocked on DeviantArt), music, and much, much more! It'll be available on National Public Radio (a subsidiary of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting).😎😎😎😎😎

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster, with an editorial rebuttal and here it is: I wasn't interested in standing up for the Pledge of Allegiance nor "the Star-Spangled Banner". However, in the early-2000's, I didn't care about what our great country has been going through, esp., after September 11, 2001, and my mother referred to me as a Communist and she decided to deport me to Siberia (which is a region in the former Soviet Union). Well, I maybe a Communist, but a chummy Communist. Besides, I was reluctant on saying grace before my family eats during breakfast and dinner. I was extremely reluctant on saying my night prayers with my parents, but my mother called me a pagan. In addition, I was being agnostic (which means that I believe that God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit didn't exist and they were just a cunningly-devised fable invented to enslave the minds of the ignorant masses). In addition, I believe that the spirit of Chr...