About My Auto Biopic!

 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I'm here to tell you about my biopic: It shows untold millions of aspects to my complex personality including being a Karen (an obnoxious and entitled individual who speaks with the manager when things go awry), being a megalomaniac, being the straight man (as in the sane person who's foil's a wiseguy), being the wiseguy (as in the insane individual who drives sane people insane), being a podophile (one who has a strong sexual desire for women's beautiful feet), being a crurophile (one who has a strong sexual desire for women's legs), being a stalker on DeviantArt, being Internet famous (esp., on Facebook), etc. The auto biographic motion picture will be called officially as "Foot Fetishes and All: the Daniel Luster Story"; it'll be an indie movie created, written, and directed by yours truly--the one and only famous Daniel Luster. I'll also be starring in that movie as well. The movie itself will last at least 1 hour and 30 minutes, tops. If the world looks to me under a microscope, they can be able to see the real Daniel Luster, the same one who's a Karen (as in an obnoxiously entitled person who likes to speak with their manager when things go horribly awry), a podophile (a foot-fetishist), a crurophile (a leg-fetishist), a wiseguy who's his own straight man, a drama queen, an Internet superstar, a good friend to Jennifer Hord (his life-skills assistant at Richland Newhope Industries' Longview District), a world-class blogger, a DeviantArt art critic, et cetera. It'll be coming soon in theaters worldwide. By the way, the following biopic will be based on actual historical analysis--guaranteed!😎😎😎😎😎😎

 

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