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If I Could Have My Way

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I was thinking about having a talented, autotuned voice so that I could be able to sing instead of talk at weddings, birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, bat mitzvahs, graduations, and even Super Bowl halftime shows. Moreover, I could sing covers of the world's most famous hits like those from especially Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and even the Beatles. I could even have my very own fan base with 1.5 billion listeners worldwide, even in the United States. I could even be on "American Idol", "America's Got Talent", MTV, you name it! I could sell 15 billion copies worldwide in more than 50+ countries including the United States, Canada, Mexico, Brazil, Venezuela, Cuba, the United Kingdom, Ireland, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Greece, Romania, Israel, Sweden, Switzerland, Hungary, Portugal, Poland, Czechia, Slovakia, Zimbabwe, Russia, Thailand, Malaysia, Singapore, China, South Korea, Japan, the Philippines...

My Facebook Profile

Full name: Daniel Lee Luster Ethnicity: Caucasian Hair color: Brown Eye color: Brown Dexterity: Right-handed Blood type: O Nationality: American Place of origin: Mansfield, Ohio, USA Hometown: Mansfield, Ohio, USA Marital status: Taken Sexuality: Heterosexual/Heteroromantic Alma mater: Mansfield Senior High School (old campus) Food allergies: Gluten-intolerance, esp., with wheat, rye, and barley Religious upbringing: Pentecostal Christian Social Security Number: ***-**-6041 Birthdate: November, 21, 1981 (Greek zodiac sign: Scorpio, Chinese zodiac sign: Chicken) Height: 6 feet tall (180 centimeters) Weight: 200 lbs (90 kilograms) Shoe size: 11 inches (28 centimeters) Random facts: My favorite foods include pizza, pasta, sushi, Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus, green beans, cabbage, and dark chocolate. I'm diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder, acquired situational narcissism, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, and depression....

My Bio

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). For those of you who don't even know me, here are some fun facts about me: 1. I'm a self-confessed shopaholic. 2. I'm a self-confessed chocoholic. 3. I'm a self-confessed foodie (which means that I like all kinds of foods including Italian food, Mexican food, Greek food, Chinese food, Japanese food, Indian food, and American food). 4. I'm also a self-confessed leg/foot-fetishist. 5. I'm also a self-confessed human rights activist. 6. I'm Heather Picking's boyfriend. 7. I've got attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (or ADHD for short) along with obsessive compulsive disorder, savant syndrome, celiac disease, bipolar disorder (manic-depressive), and mood swings between narcissistic personality disorder and histrionic personality disorder. 8. I'm a Scorpio at the cusp of being a Sagittarius. 9. I'm right-handed when I use a pen or pencil to write with. 10. I was born in...

I was thinking about having a test-tube baby with Heather Picking!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I was thinking about having a test-tube baby with my 50-year-old sweetheart, Heather Picking! I need to come up with the finances for having a test-tube child of our own. I have to watching Heather Picking's eggs fertilized at a many-days gestation period, but then I'll add my sperm to the mix, and eventually, we'll have either a bouncing baby boy or girl, one or the other, give and take. If it was a boy, I shall call him "Daniel Lee Luster, Jr.", but if it was a girl, I shall call her "Cleopatra Janine-Marie Luster". We'll have the child homeschooled by a professional homeschool teacher for 18 years prior to their college years, esp., at the Ohio State University at the Mansfield Campus. I won't let our child be called "fat", "ugly", "retarded", or something like that, but I want our child to be intelligent, smart, eating healthy snacks, etc. I want our child to ...