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 Ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I'd like to show some fun facts about yours truly: 1. I was born November 21, 1981 (which means that I'm a Scorpio at the cusp of the Sagittarius zodiac sign). 2. I was born in Mansfield, Ohio, USA. 3. I'm a glorified foot-fetishist, esp., one who's enthused with women's soft and beautiful feet! 4. I'm right-handed whenever a write my thoughts on paper. 5. I'm a big-time McDonald's addict, even if the food has gluten in it, but I'm gluten-free and sneak gluten on the side when people in the right mind aren't even looking. 6. Whenever I lay down at bedtime, I play with myself to women's feet a lot. 7. I'm a big-time "Sailor Moon" aficionado. 8. I know that Mr. Franklin Lay (from Malabar Middle School) was and is the biggest hater of I know. 9. Speaking of haters, Miranda Sings (a fictitious character portrayed by Colleen Ballinger) taught me to love my hat...

 Ladies and gentlemen! It's me, Daniel Luster! Here are some fun facts about me: 1. I used to eat soap when I was a teen. 2. I farted in the classroom in public at John Sherman Elementary School. 3. I'm into women's feet in church, in public schools, whenever my family has company, and whenever I visit Vickie Jarvis from what is now Catalyst Family Services. 4. I used to play with myself when I take a nap. 5. I'm one of the #1 roommates who live at 27 Winding Way. 6. I used to be spanked by my parents because that they didn't get understand well enough. :-( 7. I get freaked out by thunderstorms, power outages, dogs barking, parents yelling at me, being spanked by my own parents, being spanked by my kid sister, being called "fat" a lot, being slapped upside the head by my own parents, being threatened by my own kid sister, and being just misunderstood. 8. My haters are my biggest fans...including my own family, AntonioRenteriaHuerta (of DeviantArt fame) as ...

 Ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! In case that you didn't know me, I was used to be the weird kid at Malabar Middle School (in Mansfield, Ohio, USA) when I was in 6th grade through 8th grade, but me and the other classmates including Steve McClain and Michael Kingman are the ones who've butted heads with each other a lot. Me and the teachers including Mrs. Joan Collard and Mr. Franklin Lay used to butt heads with each other many a time! It's all because of my foot fetish which was due to making weird, sexual comments about female faculty members' feet (which honestly do make me really horny a lotta times before). I was so misunderstood about my foot fetish, but not only that, I was used to be the fat kid a lot from 1995 to about 1998 which a lotta times for me to be called "fat boy" multiple times before. However, when back then before I attended Malabar Middle School, I was in 2nd grade with Mrs. Deborah Reynolds Bogg...

 I'm Daniel Luster--the one and only! In case you haven't met me yet, I'm a freelancer on Fiverr and the Presidential Hopeful of the United States of America! When I'm President of the United States of America: First and foremost, I shall rename the United States of America "the United States of Daniel" (after myself, of course). Then, I shall lower the inflation down to 50% of the national retail price in order to lower the debt ceiling by 50% in order to bring in twice as many jobs than ever before (including healthcare, electronics, household appliances, clothes, footwear, groceries, and sporting goods). Then, I shall be for better education (esp., in language skills, mathematics, world history, political science, and modern medicine). I shall also bring back cursive writing to the academic curriculum. Moreover, I'm an independent filmmaker, a stock investor, an autophotographer, a YouTuber, a TikTok influencer, a group therapist, an economist, and futu...

 Ladies and gentlemen! My name is Daniel Luster and my special talents include the following: 1. Voiceover work 2. Blogging 3. Drawing, but not very well. ^^; 4. Hollywood A-list acting 5. Independent filmmaking 6. Audiobook selling I'll do such things on Fiverr for starting at $5/per piece. For all my haters--Haters back off!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and nonbinaries! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! For those of you who don't know who I am: I'm a multiple threat--I'm a book author/indie filmmaker/stand-up comedian/actor/editor-in-chief/voiceover artist/YouTuber/foot fetishist/art critic. I'll be planning on writing an awesome book called "Foot Fetishes and All: The Daniel Luster Story". However, you know that I first had a foot fetish from when I was 6 years old, but it first happened back in April 1988. I used to play with Mrs. Boggs' (my 2nd-grade teacher) feet! I named one of her feet "Mr. Foot"!!💖💖💖💖 My autobiographical saga will be sponsored by Fiverr, but hopefully then, I'll make an indie film based on that masterpiece, itself. The following material may not be appropriate for younger readers, but the indie film itself will be catered by the honorable staff from Sam's Club Cafe!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 I'll have exclusi...

 Hello, ladies and gents~! It's me again, Daniel Luster, a man of various hustles in order to accumulate extra cash in my wallet. When it comes to Colleen Ballinger's dramatic dilemma on YouTube, I should've been a group therapist performing group therapy sessions involving feeling sorry for ourselves and accepting responsibility for our own actions as YouTubers. The following YouTubers include Logan Paul, Shane Dawson, Smosh (a comedy duo consisting of both Ian Heacox and Anthony Padilla), the Fine Brothers (Rafi and Benny Fine) and Miranda Sings (alias Colleen Ballinger). For you see, ladies and gentlemen, I can be an artist, an independent filmmaker, a Youtuber, a group therapist, a stand-up comedian, and even an art critic. I honestly do have various side hustles such as those in order to scrounge up more money to put in my wallet and save it for a rainy day! No wonder why, I can have that many jobs. Possibly, I could be able to try out as a food delivery person for Ube...

 Good afternoon, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I'm here to discuss making an independent film truly based on my podophilia (foot-fetishism) as well as many other aspects of my personality--it's called "Foot Fetishes and All: the Daniel Luster Story"; it'll be a work-in-progress, however, but it's worth it! It'll be a romantic comedy based on actual historical events which are 100% absolutely true. I'll write, star, and direct the independent film itself. It'll be sponsored by Fiverr and the Sam's Club Cafe. Moreover, it'll be streaming on TikTok, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, and Netflix; it'll even be televised on HBO Signature; and it'll be released in theaters for $1/per ticket in the box office, yet the exclusive rights to my DVD will be $7/per unit! I'll be both the hero and the villain of the film itself. As you read the credits, the following film will be written, created, and directed by yo...

 Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I like to inform you about M3GAN (Model 3 Generative Android): She's a child-sized, life-like, AI (artificial intelligence) doll which I've seen on the trailers from Universal Studios' "M3GAN". She's a great playmate, teacher, bodyguard, and an even greater listener as well as an excellent chef who can make the most excellent pizza in the whole damn town of Mansfield, Ohio, USA!!! Not only that, she can make the very best sushi the world has ever experienced.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 She also can fuse pizza and sushi together to make the world's most perfect sushi pizza!!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 At the local Chili & Hot Wing Cookoff, she can be able to orchestrate the spiciest chili con carne in the history of the entire known universe, made from the ever-popular Carolina Reaper pepper (containing a million Scoville units of pure piquancy). which will b...