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 Ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I'm here to talk about my greatest wish of all--having a talented, autotuned voice (which would be my meal ticket outta Longview and into the world of international superstardom). I could possibly imagine how many vinyl records, compact discs, and audiocassettes I could sell if I could have my wish! I could rake in all that money to by a world tour, esp., from Los Angeles, California, USA to Tokyo, Japan! I could sell more copies than the Beatles, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, and Madonna combined! I could be able to partake in showbiz, esp., that I could star in motion pictures, reality shows, radio and commercial spots, and live concerts!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 I'd be the world's richest man with a net worth of $500 billion! I could be able to afford child support, utilities, groceries, restaurant food, and clothing as well as footwear!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 The whole world would know my name if I could have my wish ...

 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, the one-and-only-famous Daniel Luster! I'd like to inform you all about my bucket list, but on top of my bucket list is visiting the former Soviet republic of Uzbekistan (the cheapest country in the entire world), being President of the United States of America, visiting New York City (New York, USA), making lots of movies via videocamera while traveling to Uzbekistan and New York City (New York, USA), playing a couple rounds of mini-golf at Kelly's (a restaurant/mini-golf course), dating lots of women which I haven't met yet as well as sleeping with them, having children with Heather Picking (my current girlfriend as opposed to my previous significant other by the name of Kayla Thorne), getting my very own Lamborghini car, celebrating my 50th birthday (on 11/21/2031), visiting the Columbus Zoo & Aquarium (in Columbus, Ohio, USA), going skydiving off an airplane via parachute, pursuing my career as a doting father ...

 Hello, my fellow Americans! It's me again, Daniel Luster. For my first 100 days in office, I'll vow to lower the inflation by 60% (which might create tens of millions of new jobs for the great nation we're living in right now and cause prices to be reduced to 60% off the expensive retail prices), I'll also vow to save various endangered species (e.g., orangutans and humpbacked whales, in Indonesia and the coast of South America, respectively), I'll vow to expect American parents to be teaching cursive to their children (it's because that children are America's future), I'll solemnly promise to have foreign ties with all OPEC (Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries) and BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa) nations for the United Nations General Assemblies and the G-8 summits worldwide. I'll also vow to solemnly and meticulously mastermind the World Peace Ceremonies featuring singing, dancing, acrobatic stunts, comedic monolog...

 Hello, there! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! I was thinking about making "The Daniel Luster Show" a low-budget reality series w/ only a several flashlights and a cameraphone, but it'll be sponsored exclusively by Sam's Club, Pepsi, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Kentucky Fried Chicken. It'll have comedy, drama, romance, and adventure as well as zany-but-true confessionals coming from yours truly! I'll be thinking about shooting for an indefinite number of seasons (only if I were lucky enough). It'll be all about me, baby! It'll be generally posted on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, Snapchat, Discord, and most importantly--Netflix! I just can't wait to be in the public eye 24/7! It'll be written, created, and directed by yours truly--Daniel Luster, that is, the one and only! It'll also be starring me as the star of the show! Some people might find the subject matter of the show itself as too weird, too fetish-y, too g...