My Bucket List!
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, the one-and-only-famous Daniel Luster! I'd like to inform you all about my bucket list, but on top of my bucket list is visiting the former Soviet republic of Uzbekistan (the cheapest country in the entire world), being President of the United States of America, visiting New York City (New York, USA), making lots of movies via videocamera while traveling to Uzbekistan and New York City (New York, USA), playing a couple rounds of mini-golf at Kelly's (a restaurant/mini-golf course), dating lots of women which I haven't met yet as well as sleeping with them, having children with Heather Picking (my current girlfriend as opposed to my previous significant other by the name of Kayla Thorne), getting my very own Lamborghini car, celebrating my 50th birthday (on 11/21/2031), visiting the Columbus Zoo & Aquarium (in Columbus, Ohio, USA), going skydiving off an airplane via parachute, pursuing my career as a doting father to my son (Daniel Lee Luster, Jr.) and my daughter (Cleopatra Johanna Jacqueline Anne-Marie Luster), throwing enormously expensive parties for my children which I've mentioned, delivering a speech for the sake of world peace (at the same time, I'll earn a Nobel Peace Prize from the King of Norway), and booking a gig at the Tribeca Film Festival in New York City. My future docudrama will be on location in the following locations:
1. Uzbekistan
2. Washington, DC, USA
3. Mansfield, Ohio, USA
4. Columbus, Ohio, USA
5. Los Angeles, California, USA
6. Las Vegas, Nevada, USA
7. Miami, Florida, USA
8. Jerusalem, Israel
9. Honolulu, Hawaii, USA
10. Paris, France
11. Rome, Italy
12. Hong Kong, Hong Kong Self-Autonomous Republic
13. Oslo, Norway
14. Tokyo, Japan
15. Kyoto, Japan
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