I was thinking about making a biopic!
Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). Today, I was thinking about making an enormously-expensive cinematic production dubbed "Daniel Luster: The Retrospective of Awesomely Awesome at the Awesome Levels of Awesomeness". However, the title of the cinematic masterpiece is quite a little bit too long, but God willing that it'll be expecting rave reviews at the box office--both nationally and internationally. The following cinematic masterpiece will be based on the story of my roller-coaster (so many ups, downs, spirals, and loop-de-loops galore) life--from November 21, 1981 (in Mansfield, Ohio, U.S.A.) to the present tense. It'll have genres such as comedy, drama, action, adventure, romance, and of course--slice-of-life edutainment (which really takes the cake (no pun intended, ladies and gentlemen). It'll be the highest-grossing major-indie biopic motion picture of our time which will be in the trillions (with a ...