I was thinking about making a biopic!

 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). Today, I was thinking about making an enormously-expensive cinematic production dubbed "Daniel Luster: The Retrospective of Awesomely Awesome at the Awesome Levels of Awesomeness". However, the title of the cinematic masterpiece is quite a little bit too long, but God willing that it'll be expecting rave reviews at the box office--both nationally and internationally.  The following cinematic masterpiece will be based on the story of my roller-coaster (so many ups, downs, spirals, and loop-de-loops galore) life--from November 21, 1981 (in Mansfield, Ohio, U.S.A.) to the present tense. It'll have genres such as comedy, drama, action, adventure, romance, and of course--slice-of-life edutainment (which really takes the cake (no pun intended, ladies and gentlemen). It'll be the highest-grossing major-indie biopic motion picture of our time which will be in the trillions (with a "T") of U.S. dollars at the international box office. I, Daniel Luster, will film, star, and direct the multi-billion-dollar cinematic masterpiece. The following film that the world will about to see may contain strong language, sleazy sexual innuendo, drug/alcohol abuse, and gross-out gags (which may particularly involve toilet humor and my foot fetish, esp., with female feet). It'll be rated PG-13 (parents strongly cautioned) according to the Motion Picture Association of America. The #1 reason that the following indie film will be a slice-of-life edutainment film's that it dives deeply into my mysterious world which may contain my obsession with women's legs and feet as well as my silly antics and gross-out gags galore as well as my shades of narcissism with a pinch of commercialism, politics, religion, and science fiction thrown in for good measure along with my inane plots to take over the world: However, the reason why I wanna engage in world domination's because that 1) I wanna be treated in the very best way as humanly possible, 2) I watched too much of the "Animaniacs" sketches of "Pinky & the Brain" (it's where the Brain (who's a genetically-altered laboratory mouse bent on world domination) deals with Pinky's silly antics), and 3) I wanted all of humankind to understand my convoluted logic and petty problems which I've been going through. However, if my enormously-expensive indie biopic were successful enough, I can just star in adult entertainment films as well as directing them, so ergo, I'll be the world's most successful porn star, ever! Moreover, I can star in foot fetish-oriented films by Quentin Tarantino, himself. I can star in adult entertainment films with foot models who dare to give me footjobs where I can get my penis erotically massaged by their sexy, perfectly-pedicured feet on the silver screen. I can be a big name in showbusiness, I tell ya. My foot fetish does consist of footjobs, foot models wiggling their toes around like their feet are talking to me, toe-sucking, sole-licking, foot-smelling, whipped cream on the foot models' beautiful feet, footwear-smelling, and masturbating to the foot models' sexually-arousing feet. I also want young, teenaged women to comprehend with my fits of podophilia (or in layman's terms--foot-fetishism). I can be enough to give Ron Jeremy (the most watched porn star of the 20th century) a rum for his money by being in the Guinness Book of World Records for the most foot jobs in the adult entertainment industry altogether.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎