My Plan For World Domination
Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (as always). This time, I've hatched a plan to hold the entire world ransom for all of its gross domestic product--$84.71 trillion!😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 That's just one of my plans for world domination, FYI. 😈 If that doesn't work out in the long run, I might go on to plan B by conquering Colombia's coffee reserves as well as conquering the OPEC (Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries) nations' crude oil reserves and I'd be rich beyond my wildest fantasies!😈😈😈😈😈 Plan C's that I can destroy the White House (in Washington, D.C.) and rebuild it in my image via a nuclear warhead (which will be filled with fully radioactive uranium), but then, all of humankind will be my servants, soldiers, and subjects!😈😈😈😈😈😈😈💣💣💣💣💣💣💣 These are my plans for complete world domination in a nutshell, but until then, I'll bid you adieu!😈😈😈😈