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 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I'm here to talk about my wackiest wishes like having an autotuned voice which will make all college-aged virgin women have the hots for me and I might get fancy clothes, go on a world tour on a private jet of my own, have an enormous mansion with the works, and be bigger than the Beatles! Note: The Beatles already have 900 million-plus copies sold worldwide (including the United States), but I can be bigger than the Beatles by reaching the 1 billion mark as far as worldwide copies go, but if only I have an irresistably talented autotuned voice. I can be on MTV in order to premiere as an authentic celebrity in music videos and the MTV Video Music Awards. I might target billions of college-aged virgin women who can take me in their arms and give me a footjob to keep my occupied, especially via their time and energy. I might sell more internationally-famous hits than Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, an...

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (as always)! Roseanne Freeman, out of all people, knows that I think that I'm more important than everyone else in Richland County, Ohio. She knows that I'm a narcissist and proud of it! Moreover, she knew all along that I'm not a celebrity and I'm not from Hollywood (the motion-picture capital of the planet), but I'm a narcissist (one who's in love with themself). I say in my unassailable opinion that my handsome young face is made for major motion pictures. I stand 6 feet 1 inch tall and I wear a size 11.5 (in American standard figures). Read my lips: I'm more important than everyone else on the planet, so ergo, I'm a narcissist. I should have my handsome (yet clean-shaven) face suitable for my very own YouTube channel called "daniel luster"; the show on my YouTube channel will be called "Danny's Deranged Opinions" (the show where I can talk about anything, anytime, anywhere). M...

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I've got something to share with you: When I run for President of the United States in 2024, there'll be cars which can run entirely on electricity which can save up on gasoline, all the national retail prices will be 50% off, cursive writing in public schools will become commonplace for the very first time in decades, everyone will switch over to the metric system, gang violence will be banned in every city in America (including right here in Mansfield, Ohio), Mansfield will annex with Ontario (a city in Ohio) in order to transform into a bustling megalopolis (esp., one with no drugs, no guns, no COVID-19, no pollution, and no problems), there'll even be a solar-powered train carrying people from here to New Orleans (in Louisiana), the LGBTQIA+ community will show their stripes, there'll will even be an annual parade in my honor as President of the United States of America, race will no longer beco...

 Hexllo, everybody! My name is Daniel Luster and I've got some terrible news: I'd have too much caffeine this morning and I was all wound up and I'd never stopped talking and talking and talking, but I've kept on going and going and going like the Energizer bunny. Me, John Davis, and Ronald Dimrock went out to Buffalo Wild Wings (which is out in Ontario, Ohio. I had 4 Diet Pepsis after I had a Southwestern Black Bean Cheeseburger and french fries. However, the news I've heard from Roseann (my house manager and friend) gave me the bad news which sounded very grim which was the bare fact that I've got too much caffeine in me (which happened to be quite a lot of coffee in those K-Cups which I've found in the chest-of-drawers in the garage of 27 Winding Way). Roseann Freeman, herself, told me to go into my bedroom and think about what I've done wrong and take the heat for it until dinner's ready. Moreover, I was also sick and tired of all the womansplain...

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Lee Luster (the one and only), but you can just call me "Daniel" for short, or "Danny" for shorter! I'd like to give my examples of puffery or braggadocio:  1. "I can do what I want because I'm Superman!" 2. "You know who I am--I'm Daniel Luster!" 3. "I am the greatest! I shook the world! I'm the prettiest man you ever did see!" 4. "I can go skydiving without a parachute!" 5. "I'm the sexiest man who ever lived!" 6. "I'm better than everyone else!" 7. "I'm #1!" 8. "I'm the #1 fan of the official "Bluehilda" comic/cartoon franchise!" 9. "I'm the greatest man in the world!" 10. "I'm the most experienced public speaker out of everybody else, so ergo, I'll go first!" 11. "Well, of course, I'm fine! Whaddaya expect?" 12. "You don't need Jesus Christ! Y...