My examples of puffery!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Lee Luster (the one and only), but you can just call me "Daniel" for short, or "Danny" for shorter! I'd like to give my examples of puffery or braggadocio: 

1. "I can do what I want because I'm Superman!"

2. "You know who I am--I'm Daniel Luster!"

3. "I am the greatest! I shook the world! I'm the prettiest man you ever did see!"

4. "I can go skydiving without a parachute!"

5. "I'm the sexiest man who ever lived!"

6. "I'm better than everyone else!"

7. "I'm #1!"

8. "I'm the #1 fan of the official "Bluehilda" comic/cartoon franchise!"

9. "I'm the greatest man in the world!"

10. "I'm the most experienced public speaker out of everybody else, so ergo, I'll go first!"

11. "Well, of course, I'm fine! Whaddaya expect?"

12. "You don't need Jesus Christ! You need me to be put into your lives because that my story is the greatest one that I ever told!"

13. "My birthday (November 21st) is far more important than the September 11th terror attacks!"

14. "I rule this roost because I'm Daniel Luster and you're not!"

15. "I'm a lotta things including a son, a brother, a brother-in-law, an uncle, an anime expert, a computer nerd, a chef, an artist, a comic book illustrator, a comic book author, an impressionist, an aspiring Youtuber, and a foodie!"

16. "Jesus Christ ain't got nothing on me is just because I'm the greatest man who've ever lived!"

17. "My bio is the greatest story ever told!"

18. "I'm the #1 fan of the Spice Girls back in the 1990's!"

19. "I'm an Internet-famous movie star!"

20. "I'm invincible! I cannot be defeated by someone threatening to shoot me!" 

21. "I'm the man!"

22. "I'm the hero of every story!"