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 Hello, everyone! My name is Danny Luster! The one and only! I'd like to give the world my professional opinion on strangers: Whenever I see a stranger carry me at gunpoint, I'd use my fists to punch them in the eyes and kick his sorry ass back to hell where they come from and give them the middle finger outta riddance, then I'll say "I am the greatest! I shook the world! I'm the most good-looking man who've ever lived!" Until then, blu-bye for now!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

 Hello, everybody! It's me, Daniel "Danny" Luster--the one and only! I'm here to talk about my directorial debut in "Danny Luster: Foot Fetishes and All". This film is a true story about my life--from cradle to the Internet. It's all about me and my "unhealthy" obsession with women's feet, but women's feet are the thing in my opinion. Moreover, it'll be shot in Mansfield, Ohio and will be dubbed in Spanish, French, German, Russian, Ukrainian, Italian, Portuguese, Indonesian, Filipino, Chinese (Mandarin), Japanese, Korean, Czech, and Slovak for their respective markets worldwide. I'll be the director, writer, editor-in-chief, narrator, and star of the major motion picture which I'll be making which will be 1 hour and 45 minutes long. It'll be catered by Sam's Club (a subsidiary of Walmart, Inc.) via its cafe! It'll gross more than $1 billion worldwide at the global box office! For you see, my foot fetish is at the...

 Hello, everyone! It's me, Daniel Luster, but you can call me "Danny" for short or "Dan" for shorter. I've learned from my brother-in-law (Duane Webb) that I'm not a Millennial, but a Generation-Xer! I'll tell you that if I could have my way, I could be an actual YouTuber (w/ my webcamera which I could be from Amazon.com). I could call my vlog "Danny's Deranged Opinions" created, announced, narrated, and hosted by yours truly--Daniel "Danny" Luster. I could talk about everything to everyone who live everywhere. I can talk about legs, feet, sex, politics, food, gardening, anime and manga, and much, much more. Lord willing that I could get well over 3 billion subscribers and over a gazillion views. Also, I could be a Tik Tok influencer getting billions and billions of views from billions and billions of followers. I can spill the beans about my leg fetish and my foot fetish on the Internet. I could get billions of followers (bot...

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! Here's the list of reasons why I eat fast: 1. It's because that I'm a man. 2. It's because that I've got attention deficit hyperactivity disorder or ADHD. 3. It's because that I've got anxiety. 4. It's because that I've got ennui. 5. It's because that I get angry easily. 6. It's because that I've got depression. 7. It's because that I'm too hungry to be polite. 8. It's because that I'm emotionally attached to my favorite foods such as pasta, pizza, sushi, etc. 9. It's because that I'm firstborn of the Luster Family and I was born November 21, 1981. 10. It's also because that life's too short for eating too slowly. 11. It's also because that I've wanted to be the first one done prior to everyone else, esp., in a tumultuous world. 12. It's also because that I'm caffeine-enriched due to my caffeine consumption. Note: There ...