There are a lot of reasons that I eat fast.

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! Here's the list of reasons why I eat fast:

1. It's because that I'm a man.

2. It's because that I've got attention deficit hyperactivity disorder or ADHD.

3. It's because that I've got anxiety.

4. It's because that I've got ennui.

5. It's because that I get angry easily.

6. It's because that I've got depression.

7. It's because that I'm too hungry to be polite.

8. It's because that I'm emotionally attached to my favorite foods such as pasta, pizza, sushi, etc.

9. It's because that I'm firstborn of the Luster Family and I was born November 21, 1981.

10. It's also because that life's too short for eating too slowly.

11. It's also because that I've wanted to be the first one done prior to everyone else, esp., in a tumultuous world.

12. It's also because that I'm caffeine-enriched due to my caffeine consumption.

Note: There were the 12 clinical reasons why I can eat faster than most people. I also wanted to be in the hot dog-eating contest in order to have my name thus mentioned in the Guinness Book of World Records!! :-) I could hopefully eat 20 hot dogs within 10 seconds flat! :-) Until then, blu-bye for now! :-)