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 Greetings again, mortals! I'm Daniel Luster: Judge, jury, executioner, and video-game designer extraordinaire and I'd like to inform you about "Life w/ Daniel Luster: The Video-Game": It'll be a multiple-level video-game with several bonus levels where you can get to, but it'll also be available in English (for the English-speaking markets), Neutral Spanish (for both Latin America and Spain), Russian, Mandarin Chinese, European Portuguese, Korean, French (for France and French Africa), and Japanese. It'll have rave reviews in so many markets that your head will swim. It'll be for Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Playstation and will be rated "T" for "teens". It'll have misadventurous mayhem beyond belief on so many levels (including the bonus ones). I'll be the voice actor behind my own character which is named after myself--Daniel Luster, you get the gist. Many voice actors like Tom Kenny, Tara Strong, Jill Talley, just to nam...

 Greetings, mortals! I'm Daniel Luster: Judge, jury, executioner, and the appropriate candidate for "the #1 man in Richland County, Ohio". I'd like to tell you a lotta things that I should do before I kick the bucket and here we go: 1. Moving to 27 Winding Way (in Mansfield, Ohio). 2. Taking up voice-acting. 3. Taking up stand-up comedy. 4. Taking up rapping (which is talking rhythmically over the music which has a great beat to it). 5. Being bigger than both the Kardashians and the Real Housewives combined. 6. Starring in major motion pictures before they come out on DVD and Blu-Ray. 7. Traveling around the world in countries like China, Japan, Australia, Mexico ( I won't drink the water down there), the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, Russia, India, etc. 8. Having sex with a Japanese talking sex robot who has full command of the English language. 9. Starting my own line of merchandise (including coffee mugs, basketball shoes, t-shirts, therm...

 Good afternoon, mortals! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only): Judge, jury, executioner, and radio disc jockey. I'd like to inform you that I'm a man of multiple talents, so ergo, I'll be the jack of all trades, even the King of the Universe (including Earth and the rest of the Solar System) so that I can have supreme dominion of every man, woman, non-binary humanoid, and child thereof, even the animals including the beasts of the land, those who swim in the ocean, and the fowl of the air! I love to conquer the Universe (including our Solar System). I'll have messengers, the majordomo (as well as other manservants), and children of my own (in a large castle at the center of the Universe). My birthday will be a cosmic holiday (where every post office, school, college, university, and bank in the entire known Universe will be closed on November 21st). By the way, I'll be a jack of all trades (including being a judge, one-man jury, executioner, radio ...

 Greetings, my friends! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). Yesterday, I was thinking about having my very own reality series on Bravo (an American basic cable network) called "Life With Daniel Luster" (110% drama-free): a ready-made sitcom for the ages! My pilot episode for the series will be called "Bigger Than The Kardashians"; it's a pilot episode starring yours truly (Daniel Luster (writer/star/director/executive producer of the series) who can boast about being more successful than the Kardashians (including Robert Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, and Caitlyn Jenner). I'll shoot for 3-5 seasons (including specials about my birthday (November 21st) and Christmas specials). Before all that, I'll do some stand-up comedy and post that on Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram. I hopefully wait for the Kardashian family to become a bunch of has-beens overtime. I can ente...

 Greetings, mortals! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only): Judge, jury, executioner, and Diva's (of "Musical Hell" fame) #1 fan! I'm here to talk about my cartoon crush on Diva of "Musical Hell" fame on YouTube: It's quite interesting because that Diva's a cartoon demon whose voice is portrayed by Christi Esterle. I'm her #1 fan!😍😎😍😎😍😎😍😎😍😎😍😎😍😎😍 I just love commenting her appearance on YouTube. I appreciate her as a female demon who never sticks to one occupation; that's why I have a crush on her, even if she's not real. She's quite the critic on Broadway musicals on the "Musical Hell" webseries on YouTube. I love her personality. I love her because that she's a Renaissance woman: She's a judge, jury, executioner, and everything else I can possibly think of! She's #awesometasticorrific (a portmanteau word which combines "awesome" with "fantastico" (the Spanish word...

 Greetings, mortals! I'm Daniel Luster (as usual): Judge, jury, executioner, deadpan snarker, comic relief, and pitchman of small wares including: 1. Lunchboxes 2. Thermoses 3. Coffee mugs 4. Backpacks 5. Men's apparel 6. Ladies' apparel 7. Fine foods (including teas, chocolates, coffees, marmalade, caviar, sardines, sushi, and jelly) 8. Posters 9. Books, even copies of my autobiographical manifesto. 10. Compact discs 11. DVD's (digital video discs) Note: The "DL" monogram will hereby be the registered trademark of yours truly, the one....the only....Daniel Luster!

 Greetings, mortals! I'm Daniel Luster: Judge, jury, executioner, deadpan snarker, comic relief, the #1 autistic twerker in the world, and the pitchman for small items (including coffee mugs, thermoses, lunchboxes, menswear, ladieswear, bumper stickers, posters, compact discs, DVD's, and of course, fine foods (which include chocolates, teas, coffees, gluten-free cookies, sushi, gluten-free pasta, marmalades, and jellies). Today's scheduled topic: Me being the comic mastermind behind my comic intellect; it all started with some random jokes, but I also made the "DL" monogram famous by immortalizing it. Then during breaktime, I've went to Speedway and discussed myself being more important than Jesus (and more important than Yahveh Elohim (in layman's terms, God Almighty) and eventually, I've got into Speedway and purchased a Matador-brand beefstick and a 40-fl.-oz. Diet Pepsi (from the soda dispenser). I've devoured my beefstick and demolished my D...

 Greetings, mortals! I'm Daniel Luster: Judge, jury, executioner, and world-renowned king of all media (including television, radio, the Internet, supermarket tabloids, magazines, newspapers, motion pictures, books, theater, billboards, and of course, the First Amendment to the United States Constitution) and welcome to my Cyber-Realm. I decided to be bigger than Jesus Christ, himself by being more popular than him in every way via my autobiographical manifesto (which will display my perspective worldview, but also based on my life from a 1980's child to a 21st-century man who'll move to his brand-spanking-new bachelor pad at 27 Winding Way (right next to the Baku Grotto Hall which is right here in Mansfield, Ohio, U.S.A.). My birthday (November 21st) will become more important than Christmas, but not just in the United States, but also abroad, as well (which will go for other territories including Canada, Latin America, the Caribbean, the United Kingdom, Continental Europe...

Musical Hell: Musical Hell: The Fearless Four :  Happy 2022, everyone! We're starting off the year with a bad German movie about a boring German fairy tale. \ Also, check out how you...