Daniel Luster: I'm gonna be a jack of all trades!

 Good afternoon, mortals! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only): Judge, jury, executioner, and radio disc jockey. I'd like to inform you that I'm a man of multiple talents, so ergo, I'll be the jack of all trades, even the King of the Universe (including Earth and the rest of the Solar System) so that I can have supreme dominion of every man, woman, non-binary humanoid, and child thereof, even the animals including the beasts of the land, those who swim in the ocean, and the fowl of the air! I love to conquer the Universe (including our Solar System). I'll have messengers, the majordomo (as well as other manservants), and children of my own (in a large castle at the center of the Universe). My birthday will be a cosmic holiday (where every post office, school, college, university, and bank in the entire known Universe will be closed on November 21st). By the way, I'll be a jack of all trades (including being a judge, one-man jury, executioner, radio disc jockey, and the King of the Entire Universe (which as a matter of fact that I'll be a true celebrity; that's where every humanoid extraterrestrial will kneel before my greatness). I'll have an eternity of fame and untold fortune as well as cosmic knowledge far beyond my own comprehension! I'll have my scepter of authority over every humanoid extraterrestrial in the entire known Universe! I'll be known as "Daniel Luster, the King of the Universe"! Every humanoid extraterrestrial biological entity will be able to write a biographical, non-fiction story in their own language (with more than a googolplex copies across the entire known Universe)! Of course, however, things that I do for media attention will be on every television screen across the Universe.👽👽👽👽👽👽👾👾👾👾👾👾👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👽👽👽👽👽👽👾👾👾👾👾👾 Until then, goodbye!👋👋👋👋👋👋👍👍👍👍👍