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 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). I've got a very important announcement to make: Tomorrow's January 1, 2022!🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆🎆 So, Happy New Year to everyone who's gonna read this message!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only) telling you about a terrific comedy called "Callie & Izzy"; Callie Williams is the main human protagonist with Izzy who's the puppet grown out of her hand. It's interesting.

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I'm here to talk about my New Year's Resolution and that is to stop lying. I'll let the truth set me free from the slavery of my own lies; it's all because that lies lead to nothing but chaos and ruin.😡😡😡😡 However, there's one other New Year's Resolution--it's for me to be the King of the World in the Future with people around the world using bitcoin, dogecoin, and ethereum as well as ripple (the cryptocurrency). In the future, people around the world will bow down and pray to me as for I'll be their king and the world will be an absolute monarchy; it's up to every servant, soldier, and subject to use their cellular phone with an app of the cryptocurrency of their personal choosing. I'm talking, like forty years into the future (like 2061). Also in the future, total honesty will be law (which means "no secrets nor lies getting in the way of the relationship as human beings ...

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. On Christmas Eve, I've got a connect-the-dots book, a washcloth with the picture of the Eiffel Tower on it, stickers involving Paris (France), two boxes of Starbucks brand mocha coffee, and a man's hygiene kit with safety razors and shaving cream galore. However, the terrible mistake I've made was dropping the ham and turkey in the dumpster (which was really stupid of me). I was trying to be a nice person, but things just got wildly out-of-hand, that's all.😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (as always). I've got some terrible news, historically, I've got on Roy Rachel's nerves about having Diet Pepsi on the weekends. However, I've promised him that I have one Diet Pepsi/per day, but I had two instead. Moreover, the truth is that I've wanted a golden crown on my head, a red robe over my shoulders, a red carpet for me to walk on, a golden scepter of authority in my right hand, and a limousine for me to ride in, and so, I've gotta move somewhere else, e.g., a royal country like the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland (or Great Britain, for short). For you see, Roy Rachel, himself, is tired of catering to me (like a servant) after lying through my teeth about the Diet Pepsi incident (which is terrible ). It's hard for me to stop lying, though.😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭  I was manipulating Roy's heartstrings for far ...

 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I got a new Keurig coffee machine and 2 pairs of new socks, but one pair's a "Spongebob Squarepants" pair, though. Eight more days until Christmas, everyone, but until then, Merry Christmas!🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me, Daniel Luster (the one and only). Anyway, I was thinking about producing a reality series on MTV and MTV2 (in the United States and Canada), MTV Europe (in Europe, Africa, and Central Asia), and VH1 India (in India) as well as MTV Japan (in Japan) called "the Daniel Luster Show". It'll have 12 episodes per season (including specials like "the Luster Merry Christmas Special" (for December) and "the Spooktacular Luster Halloween Special" (for October). It'll also air on HBO Max and Comedy Central (in the United States). The reality series runtime will be 45 minutes (w/o commercials) on HBO Max, but 1 hour on MTV and other networks affiliated with ViacomCBS Networks International (w/ commercials). The reality series will have comedy, drama, action, adventure, romance, and off-the-wall confessionals that you cannot find anywhere else on basic cable or on premium channels--I can guarantee it! I'll shoot for...

 Hello again! It's me again, Daniel Lee Luster (the one and only). I have a reason to save the Fine Bros. (Rafi and Benny Fine) and Shane Dawson's because that they were the brains behind Milly (the 9-year-old puppet girl with purple hair), but I sure missed Shanaynay (one of Shane Dawson's characters who's blonde and speaks in a "ghetto" accent). Both the Fine Brothers and Shane Dawson are equally terrific in a special way that the human imagination can be able to conceive.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only). I have a very important announcement to make: We've got 16 more days until Christmas, so Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, everyone!🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎄🎄🎅🎅🎅

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 Hello, there! It's me again, Daniel Luster, but you can just call me "the D-Man" for short. Disclaimer: My monologues contain disgusting humor which my not be appropriate for younger viewers and/or listeners. The following elements of disgusting humor include: Masturbation, Rape, Pornography, Foot/Leg-Fetishism, and Urination/Defecation. Take Note: If you're getting my disclaimer, I'll show you--the audience, a few pointers on that I can feed off your live responses. For example, I always stare at women's bare/stockinged feet like a 12-year-old girl staring at her first live pair of tits. Then, I can masturbate to them because they have sex-appeal, but I can be able to foot-rape my female victims due to their gorgeously sexy feet. "Women's feet! They make me wanna whack my meat!" I always say when I get an unusual inkling of talking to them and/or masturbating to them. If it comes to me being a stand-up comedian in both New York City, esp., at t...

 Hello, there! My name is Daniel Luster and I'm here to talk about the British satire puppet series called "Spitting Image" (which lasts from 1984 thru 1996, but revived in 2020 due to the COVID-19 scare) and is now on BritBox. However, without further ado, here's my ideal cast of extras (including yours truly, the one and only Daniel Luster (which I shall play myself in future "Spitting Image" episodes", but it doesn't stop there--there's more to it, though). The ideal "Spitting Image" sketch will take place in the year 2061 A.D., but here are the extras in the cast of the "Spitting Image" sketch: Daniel Luster: Myself (Because, I'm a celebrity, that's why!)/Daniel Luster, Jr. (adult)/Daniel Luster, III (adult) Aidan Defrehn: Himself/Additional Roles Alicia Beth Moore (alias P!nk): Cleopatra Luster/Mariah Luster/Herself

Hello there, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster and I'd like to inform you about my rise to success as a foot-fetishist: It all began back in September 1988 when I started in talking to Mrs. Deborah Reynolds Boggs' feet (w/ the one named "Mr. Foot"). But today, I'm also into women's legs (including the thighs, the knees, and calves). I'm always into pantyhose and high-heeled shoes since September 1988. But, the rest is history. Okay, I love you guys, bye!👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster and here's the list of my future offspring: 1. Daniel Lee Luster, Jr. (or Daniel Lee Luster II) (male) 2. Cleopatra Kendra Johanna-Marie Luster (or "Cleo" for short) (female) 3. Francesca-Bobancesca-Bananafanafo-Fancesca-Fee-Fi-Fo-Mancesca Luster (female) 4. Mariah Clementine Mackenzie Luster (in honor of the Australian DeviantArt deviant, BlossomBright's original character, Mariah Clementine (earlier known as "Evil Toon Jazz") (female) 5. Aloytius Bernard Charles Dennis Egbert Frederick Gregory Harold Ichabod Jacob Kenneth Leonard Michael Norman Oliver Percival Quincy Robert Stephen Timothy Ulysses Vladimir Walter Xavier Yale Zacharias Luster (or just "Al") (male) Take Note: I have to pay beaucoup-bucks on child support and for my future wife while we live in a huge-yet-luxurious villa (w/ all the comforts of home including electronics, household appliances, furniture, etc.). Possibly,...

 Greetings, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster. On the account that it's December 1, 2021, it'll be 24 more days until Christmas (December 25th). We've got 31 more days until January 1, 2022. However, I should say this out loud and clear: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Diwali, Joyous Kwanzaa, and a very wonderful New Year and to all a good night! Ho! Ho! Ho!🎅🎅🎄🎄🎅🎄🎅🎅🎄🎄🎅🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎅🎄🎄🎅🎅🎄🎄🎅🎅🎄🎅🎅🎄🎄🎅🎄🎅🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅