I just can't wait until 2022!

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I'm here to talk about my New Year's Resolution and that is to stop lying. I'll let the truth set me free from the slavery of my own lies; it's all because that lies lead to nothing but chaos and ruin.😑😑😑😑 However, there's one other New Year's Resolution--it's for me to be the King of the World in the Future with people around the world using bitcoin, dogecoin, and ethereum as well as ripple (the cryptocurrency). In the future, people around the world will bow down and pray to me as for I'll be their king and the world will be an absolute monarchy; it's up to every servant, soldier, and subject to use their cellular phone with an app of the cryptocurrency of their personal choosing. I'm talking, like forty years into the future (like 2061). Also in the future, total honesty will be law (which means "no secrets nor lies getting in the way of the relationship as human beings which we can be able to endure"). In the future, teenagers will use a mode of transportation called "hoverboards". Also in the future, my birthday (November 21st) will be a global holiday (right up there with Christmas (on December 25th). Also, in the future, all meat (like beef, pork, poultry, seafood, and venison) will be obsolete, but people can still eat vegetables and whole grains (except for celiacs) as well as milk and dairy as well as edible insects, e.g., crickets.  Also in the future, all cryptocurrencies (including bitcoin, ethereum, dogecoin, and ripple (the cryptocurrency) will be backed by 100%, 24-karat solid gold. A lot can happen in forty years, even every person on the planet (including the United States, China, India, Nigeria, etc.) will have an electric car which can run on solar power via photovoltaic cells which can be able to steadily decrease the world's carbon footprint down to 0% and will help create millions of new jobs. However, there'll be a merger called "Denny's Applebee's Max" (which is a merger of Denny's (the restaurant which serves only breakfasts) and Applebee's (the restaurant which serves only lunches and dinners), but it'll take bitcoin and other cryptocurrency. Until then, I'll bid you adieu.😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

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