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Guess what happened!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I've got some bad news and then some good news: Here's the bad news, I've kept asking Heather Picking for some money so that I could have a Diet Pepsi which happened this morning, but it was getting worse in the afternoon, Heather Picking told me to behave because that she caught me red-handed for constantly asking her for money, eventually, I was being a drama king about the whole ordeal about being desperate for one 20-ounce bottle of Diet Pepsi (which costs $1.35 at the vending machine in the Richland Newhope Industries' 4th Street cafeteria); I was crying my eyes out over one single Diet Pepsi in a 20-ounce bottle costing $1.35. I was talking to one of the staff at Richland Newhope Industries' 4th Street District about my sob story which was 100% absolutely true; in the process, I threw myself a one-man pity-party over the entire ordeal involving my life's existence in all of its misery. However, me and H...

About the "Pretty Violent" Fan Club!

 Hexllo, everybody! I'm Daniel Luster--the one and only! I'd like to inform all of you about the "Pretty Violent" Fan Club; its primary objective is to transform the "Pretty Violent" comic book series into an animated series involving Gamma Rae (the main protagonist of the series). We'll shoot for 5 seasons (or more if we're lucky). We need animation, voice acting, music, etc., for the animated series version of the comic book. We'll even make it into a video-game and a major motion picture. The same we can do to "Bluehilda" and "I Hate Fairyland" (we can make them into video-games). I might have connections with James Sugrue (who's working on the "Bluehilda" comic book series) and Skottie Young (who's working on the "I Hate Fairyland" comic book series), but hopefully, I might have connections with Derek Hunter (who's responsible for creating the comic book series called "Pretty Violent...

The objective of the "I Hate Fairyland" Fan Club

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I'd like to talk to you about the main objective of the "I Hate Fairyland" Fan Club; its objective is to make the comic book series (namely, "I Hate Fairyland") into a Netflix series of the same name, but with Gertrude as the main protagonist. How we do so is to have some animators, voice-over artists, color coordinators, camera operators, etc. We can make it into 20 minutes/per episode!

If Life Were Perfect

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! If life were perfect, comic books wouldn't smell like perfume, dogs could walk themselves, algebra could come in handy, there would be no desire for wealth, there would be no countries, there would be one race (Eurasian-Negroid), there would be no classes (as in either poor, blue-collar, or white-collar), there would be vegetarians, and there would be no violence on television. :-)

Fan Clubs Which I'll Be The President Of!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! I'm here to list all of the fan clubs which I've founded and the president of: 1. the Daniel Luster Fan Club (where I'm the founder/president/mascot) 2. the Colleen Ballinger/Miranda Sings Fan Club (where I'm the founder/president) 3. the Bluehilda Fan Club (where I'm the founder/president) 4. the Female Foot Fanciers' Society (where I'm the founder/president) 5. the "We Hate Barney the Dinosaur" Fan Club (where I'm the founder/president) 6. the "Pee-Wee's Playhouse" Fan Club (where I'm the founder/president) 7. the "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (1987) Fan Club" (where I'm the founder/president) 8. the "Beetlejuice" (the animated series) Fan Club" (where I'm the founder/president) 9. the "Beavis & Butt-Head" Fan Club" (where I'm the founder/president) 10. the "Daria" Fan Club (where I...

I'm more like Germany!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! I'd like to inform you about myself as being compared to Germany--ambitious and misunderstood. I'm described as Internet-famous, ambitious, and misunderstood. Other descriptions about myself include that I'm silly due to my fantastically exaggerated melodramatics and equally exaggerated humor, I'm also sexually active due to my enormous foot fetish (what I like about feet is that they're the very best feature of a woman's body), I consider power outages an inconvenience, and my favorite foods include pizza, sushi, pasta, spinach, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, cauliflower, broccoli, chocolate cake, and rocky road ice cream. I also love caffeinated beverages including espresso coffee, diet cola, chocolate milk, and Earl Grey tea. My favorite cartoons include "Sailor Moon", "Beavis & Butt-Head", "Daria", "Beetlejuice", "Looney Tunes", "...

What Happened This Morning

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! This morning, I fell on the right side of the bed in my bedroom while I bumped my cranium against the bottom of my computer chair, but there was blood on the floor near it. In addition, it left a gigantic gash on the left side of my forehead, but left a massive nod on it. Moreover, it's up to Sara Young to call McElvain Homes to see such an enormously monstrous wound on the very left side of my forehead (which I find seriously serious at the serious levels of seriousness). In addition to that, me and Sara Young went out to OhioHealth in order to eyewitness a major encounter with such a monstrously phenomenally disastrous wound followed by a gigantic migraine in the left side of my cranium, but the nurses never saw anything like that in their lives. However, I told everything that they need to know about myself as well as the painful gash on the left side of my aching head. It's very important to give the d...

My New Year's Resolution For 2024!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! Last night, I was thinking about being on a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet in order to lose 50 lbs. of stubborn belly fat as well as butt fat and thigh fat. I'm planning on laying off the meat, esp., beef, poulty, pork, and fish, but stick to the meat by-products including dairy and eggs, but I'm sure that I honestly need my protein to stay strong and lean. I might do that for days, weeks, months, and possibly even years! However, I'll be the frontman for a nutritional advertising campaign in order to expect people worldwide to switch over to the vegetarian diet without any shame in any way, shape, or form whatsoever. I'll be the next Jared Fogle (the frontman for the Subway advertising campaign). I'll lay back on all the meat for $1,000,000 (you know that I can do anything for money). I'll be planning on being a vegetarian pacifist by going to far-off lands including Japan, Pakistan, Afghanista...

I was thinking about getting married to as many wives as Genghis Khan had!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! Today, I was thinking about getting married to as many wives as Genghis Khan had well over 700 years ago! Hopefully, I could possibly marry as many wives from their respective parts of the world including North America, esp., the United States and Canada as well as all over Europe (including Switzerland and the British Isles), Russia, China, Mongolia, Northern Africa, the Arabic-speaking Middle-Eastern countries, Israel, South Africa, Madagascar, the Reunion Islands, Mauritius, the Azores, the Indian subcontinent (including India, Pakistan, and Sri Lanka), Iran, Uzbekistan, Southeastern Asia (including Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia, the Philippines, Brunei, Papua New Guinea, Hong Kong, and Nepal), the Caribbean Islands (including Jamaica and Cuba), Latin America (including Mexico, Chile, Colombia, Venezuela, Argentina, Paraguay, Peru, and Ecuador), Australia, New Zealand, Kenya, Somalia, D...

Happy Labor Day, Everybody!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I like to inform you that Labor Day is a time that we celebrate our labor!😃😃😃😃😃 However, I was looking for a way to relax until my staff (Teresa Yoder) gets here!😂 However, me being the president of the Bluehilda Fan Club will be a reality any time soon, but I'd better get ready, though.👍👍👍👍😎😎😎😎😎