I'm more like Germany!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! I'd like to inform you about myself as being compared to Germany--ambitious and misunderstood. I'm described as Internet-famous, ambitious, and misunderstood. Other descriptions about myself include that I'm silly due to my fantastically exaggerated melodramatics and equally exaggerated humor, I'm also sexually active due to my enormous foot fetish (what I like about feet is that they're the very best feature of a woman's body), I consider power outages an inconvenience, and my favorite foods include pizza, sushi, pasta, spinach, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, cauliflower, broccoli, chocolate cake, and rocky road ice cream. I also love caffeinated beverages including espresso coffee, diet cola, chocolate milk, and Earl Grey tea. My favorite cartoons include "Sailor Moon", "Beavis & Butt-Head", "Daria", "Beetlejuice", "Looney Tunes", "Count Duckula", "the Simpsons", "Bobby's World", "Space Goofs", "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (1987), "Bluehilda" (an upcoming animated series (which was created in 2017 by James Sugrue which involves a 10-year-old blue witch who's known for her punny transformations to explain what she's tryna say), "Jim Henson's Muppet Babies", "Garfield & Friends", "Transformers: Generation One", "Dragon Ball Z", "Fairly Oddparents", "Rugrats" (the two-dimensional animated version), "South Park", "Tom & Jerry", "the Smurfs", "the Snorks", "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" (an Adult Swim animated series), "Family Guy", "Sesame Street" (esp., the animated shorts), "the Mr. Men Show" (2007), "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse", "Phineas & Ferb", "Fanboy & Chum-Chum", "Invader Zim", "Voltron", "Betty Boop", "Popeye the Sailor", "Animaniacs", "Pinky & the Brain" (the skipped version of "Animaniacs involving the Brain (who's a genetically-altered laboratory mouse bent on taking over the world), "Tiny Toon Adventures", "Freakazoid!", "Dave the Barbarian", and "the Doodlebops' Rockin' Road Show" as well as "Freaktown" (an animated series from Canada), "Yakkety Yak", "the Backyardigans", "Hey Arnold!", "Spongebob Squarepants", "the Loud House", "the Casagrandes", "the Super Mario Bros. Cartoon Show", "Inspector Gadget", "Doug" (as in the titular protagonist, Doug Funnie), and "Zig & Sharko". My favorite bands/artists include LMFAO, the Backstreet Boys, the Spice Girls, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mindless Self Indulgence, Simple Plan, BTS, Linkin Park, Eminem, Nickelback, Creed, Green Day, the Beatles, Elvis Presley, and Michael Jackson. My favorite holiday's Christmas is because of opening up presents! Until then, blu-bye for now! :-)