What Happened This Morning

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! This morning, I fell on the right side of the bed in my bedroom while I bumped my cranium against the bottom of my computer chair, but there was blood on the floor near it. In addition, it left a gigantic gash on the left side of my forehead, but left a massive nod on it. Moreover, it's up to Sara Young to call McElvain Homes to see such an enormously monstrous wound on the very left side of my forehead (which I find seriously serious at the serious levels of seriousness). In addition to that, me and Sara Young went out to OhioHealth in order to eyewitness a major encounter with such a monstrously phenomenally disastrous wound followed by a gigantic migraine in the left side of my cranium, but the nurses never saw anything like that in their lives. However, I told everything that they need to know about myself as well as the painful gash on the left side of my aching head. It's very important to give the doctor (at OhioHealth) as well as the nurses the straight dope about my foot fetish, my recommended daily allowance of caffeine, my trademark favorite foods, my adolescent obesophobia, what I wanted for my birthday (November 21st of this year which is 2023), my favorite ice cream (which is apparently rocky road), my right-handedness, and much, much more! I was an A-number-1 klutz when it comes to accidents when I least expect them, however, gravity is a harsh mistress. In the process, Sara Young dropped me back off to 27 Winding Way (my home which is most definitely the sole property of McElvain Homes). In addition to that, I was patiently waiting for Ronald's and my meal to arrive from Wendy's (a fast-food restaurant which specializes in square-shaped hamburger patties). While after I was done eating, I threw my empty stuff away into the trash and play on my computer via the Internet by writing blogs about my descriptive essays and my marvelous misadventures about my life. I hope that Teresa Yoder understand my semi-tragic experience involving a majorly monstrously disastrous head wound which was almost 2nd to none. I'm in dire need of some aspirin to ease my migraine, esp., Tylenol. I told one of the nurses at OhioHealth that I'm Internet-famous, esp., on Facebook and YouTube in particular, but Facebook has videos and selfies, but YouTube (on the other hand) manages videos of me showing the world what I'm made of. It's about stepping up to the plate and do the things which I've never done before on a hands-on basis. Y'know that I happen to be my own guardian when it comes to doing things all by myself like taking my morning meds when either Kristina Borror or Sara Young is around to watch me take them with surgical precision which is practically 2nd to none. I know everything about there is to know about my life, my health, my family, my trademark favorite foods, and the things that I love the most, esp., my friends--no wonder why that I'm quite amicable, smart, fun-loving, eager, innovative, excessively perfectionistic, quite narcissistic, lovable, good-natured, having a rarely fierce temper, having an infinitely expanding English vocabulary, an Internet nerd, a fan of both Japanimation and Western (American and European) animation, Internet-famous, another square in a circle of friends (including Sara Young, Kristina Borror, Teresa Yoder, Dave Yoder, Rose Freeman, John Davis, Shirley Davis, Pam Picking (Heather Picking's grandmother), Ronald Dimrock, Cheron Shipley, Jennifer Hord, Heather Gibson, Ali Walters, Dottie Luster (my mother), Duane Webb (my brother-in-law), Heather (not to be confused with either Heather Gibson or Heather Picking, but she's a psychoanalyst at Catalyst Life Services right next to Sterkel Park), and Matt O'Neil as well as Dan Hergitt and Kathy McElvain (the head honcho and founder of McElvain Homes), quite hilarious, and ambitious as well as quite a dreamboat (as in the hottest of hotties). I'll put all of that in my bio! Y'know that I have a foot fetish which is 2nd to none, yet rules most of my everyday life. Heather Picking's my girlfriend, but I just can't wait to get married to her and lose my virginity to her in order to have children of my own. I'm a hit with all of the nurses in Japan, right here in the United States, Canada, and many other countries. I'm an all-star in an all-star team of Internet-famous celebs! Until the, blu-bye for now! :-)