If Life Were Perfect

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! If life were perfect, comic books wouldn't smell like perfume, dogs could walk themselves, algebra could come in handy, there would be no desire for wealth, there would be no countries, there would be one race (Eurasian-Negroid), there would be no classes (as in either poor, blue-collar, or white-collar), there would be vegetarians, and there would be no violence on television. :-)