My New Year's Resolution For 2024!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! Last night, I was thinking about being on a lacto-ovo-vegetarian diet in order to lose 50 lbs. of stubborn belly fat as well as butt fat and thigh fat. I'm planning on laying off the meat, esp., beef, poulty, pork, and fish, but stick to the meat by-products including dairy and eggs, but I'm sure that I honestly need my protein to stay strong and lean. I might do that for days, weeks, months, and possibly even years! However, I'll be the frontman for a nutritional advertising campaign in order to expect people worldwide to switch over to the vegetarian diet without any shame in any way, shape, or form whatsoever. I'll be the next Jared Fogle (the frontman for the Subway advertising campaign). I'll lay back on all the meat for $1,000,000 (you know that I can do anything for money). I'll be planning on being a vegetarian pacifist by going to far-off lands including Japan, Pakistan, Afghanistan, Greece, Italy, etc. I don't believe in violence, but I still be fame-obsessed and posting all my videos and selfies on Facebook and posting all my videos on YouTube, as well! I'll be even more Internet-famous than ever before for the first time in well over one year of living at 27 Winding Way (a McElvain support house which is definitely right next to the Baku Grotto Hall, you can't miss it)! I'm an A-1 big-shot, I gotta tell ya, you cannot get this kinda entertainment just anywhere, ladies and gentlemen! I'll be a fame-obsessed vegetarian pacifist celebrity big-shot who knows his very own place in this world--the Internet! I'm also the de facto king of adjectives that can be able to describe any prominent situation. Y'know that I'm among the most influential people that ever lived on this Earth; it's because that I'm extremely special, a will-be vegetarian or otherwise, I'm still special no matter what the cost! I'm technically not considered to be evil, but just misunderstood, and my intentions do display my amicable personality and my quirky, erratic mannerisms (including my fetish for female feet and my excessive caffeine consumption). I'm still thinking about getting married to Heather Picking and our son will be named "Daniel Lee Luster, Jr." (alias "Daniel Lee Luster, II"). I'm obsessed with money, fame, getting married (esp., to Heather Picking), respect, women's feet (esp., beautiful ones), caffeinated beverages in general, punny transformations made by Bluehilda (the titular protagonist of the upcoming animated series of the same name), taking selfies, pizza, pasta, sushi, and green vegetables (esp., broccoli, cauliflower, asparagus, Brussels sprouts, spinach, collard greens, and veggie burgers). I'll try to maintain a positive attitude about everyday life in general. I'll be moving to Hollywood, California whenever I get the chance. I might have the golden opportunity to live at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch with Heather Picking and my son, Daniel Lee Luster, II. If I have more than one wife, I'll have wives from India, China, Japan, Iran, Pakistan, Canada,  etc. so they'll be enough to repopulate the entire human race as a whole! Moreover, I'll have enough children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and great-great-grandchildren to repopulate the planet through interracial interbreeding (which might regulate professional business and create an infinitude of more jobs on Earth). Eight-hundred years hence, Hollywood, will have more jobs than ever before for the first time in decades. I'll be planning on being a vegetarian whenever I lay off the beef, pork, poultry, and seafood. I'll have a daughter named "Cleopatra Janine Luster" (after the ancient Egyptian queen). Hoo, boy! Debra Carpenter will so be missing out on my success on being Internet-famous, esp., on both Facebook and YouTube! The original Daniel Luster (that's me) is absolutely irreplaceable! I want my descendants to carry on my legacy which shall linger on for future generations. I'll star in my series of commercials concerning my new-found vegetarianism via a New Year's Resolution for 2024, a series of motion pictures, and my very own reality series on Netflix!! :-) I'll be a multi-trillionaire--$15.75 trillion to be precise (after investing in a $3 artificial intelligence stock called "SoundHound). I'll live at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch in Hollywood, California, esp., with Heather Picking and my other wives (which I wish to marry one day). I'll have a llama, a multitude of bottlenosed dolphins, a tiger, a chimpanzee, and an elephant in their respective cages; I'll also have an underground laboratory with a time-machine, a cloning machine, a plethora of cryogenic chambers, and a hydroponic garden (where I grow fruits, vegetables, whole grains, beans, and nuts). However, with a cloning machine, I can clone a dozen long-neck dinosaurs, esp., brontosauruses (which happen to be very peaceful). I can put all the trillions of dollars into a Swiss bank account in Geneva, Switzerland (which will possibly be extraordinarily remarkable for the supermarket tabloids). I'll be the happiest man in the whole wide world!! :-) It'll be going into my bio whenever I get my agenda accomplished! Until then, blu-bye for now! :-)