A list of my future family members...

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster and here's the list of my future offspring:

1. Daniel Lee Luster, Jr. (or Daniel Lee Luster II) (male)

2. Cleopatra Kendra Johanna-Marie Luster (or "Cleo" for short) (female)

3. Francesca-Bobancesca-Bananafanafo-Fancesca-Fee-Fi-Fo-Mancesca Luster (female)

4. Mariah Clementine Mackenzie Luster (in honor of the Australian DeviantArt deviant, BlossomBright's original character, Mariah Clementine (earlier known as "Evil Toon Jazz") (female)

5. Aloytius Bernard Charles Dennis Egbert Frederick Gregory Harold Ichabod Jacob Kenneth Leonard Michael Norman Oliver Percival Quincy Robert Stephen Timothy Ulysses Vladimir Walter Xavier Yale Zacharias Luster (or just "Al") (male)

Take Note: I have to pay beaucoup-bucks on child support and for my future wife while we live in a huge-yet-luxurious villa (w/ all the comforts of home including electronics, household appliances, furniture, etc.). Possibly, I can fly to St. Lucia (via Southwest Airlines (at Columbus John Glenn International Airport in Columbus, Ohio, U.S.A.) to set up that large-yet-enormously-expensive mansion (which will cost me $100,000,000,000, tops) w/ an Olympic-sized swimming pool, a casino, a movie theater w/ Dolby Digital quality-surround sound, an amusement park w/ a built-in waterslide (where you go all the way around w/ so many twists and turns galore), bedrooms (for the manservants, maidservants, cooks, chauffeurs, skippers, gardeners, animal handlers, security guards, personal airplane pilots (and the flight attendants), personal lawyers (which can handle with my stress issues in my family), and a Zen garden as well as a private tennis court in the backyard (which will be next to the palm trees). Plus, I can throw in a bowling alley in the mansion, as well. Me and my new family will travel around the world together on a private jet to see all sorts of interesting people in Mexico, Canada, France, Brazil, Haiti, Great Britain, the European Union, Russia, China, Japan, South Korea, Egypt, Israel, South Africa, India, etc., but we all can be able to stay at a five-star hotel of our choice, e.g. the Venetian Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S.A. for 5 nights and 4 days, tops!💁💁💁💁💁💁😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎💁💁💁💁💁💁😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 My family has to be on a strict, gluten-free diet, no ifs, ands, or buts!👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👪👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌 I have to make sure that I can love my future wife to the moon and back before I can get laid.👫👫👫👫👫👫👫 I have to keep the Luster Dynasty going, so what?👨👨👨👨👨👨👨💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕 We here in the Luster Dynasty take silliness very seriously--it's about having a great time, that's all!👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯👯 See ya around! 👨👨👨👨👨👨👨