Happy Christmas Eve, everyone!

 Hello, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster. On Christmas Eve, I've got a connect-the-dots book, a washcloth with the picture of the Eiffel Tower on it, stickers involving Paris (France), two boxes of Starbucks brand mocha coffee, and a man's hygiene kit with safety razors and shaving cream galore. However, the terrible mistake I've made was dropping the ham and turkey in the dumpster (which was really stupid of me). I was trying to be a nice person, but things just got wildly out-of-hand, that's all.😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

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