Me Being A Stand-Up Comedian

 Hello, there! It's me again, Daniel Luster, but you can just call me "the D-Man" for short. Disclaimer: My monologues contain disgusting humor which my not be appropriate for younger viewers and/or listeners. The following elements of disgusting humor include: Masturbation, Rape, Pornography, Foot/Leg-Fetishism, and Urination/Defecation.

Take Note: If you're getting my disclaimer, I'll show you--the audience, a few pointers on that I can feed off your live responses. For example, I always stare at women's bare/stockinged feet like a 12-year-old girl staring at her first live pair of tits. Then, I can masturbate to them because they have sex-appeal, but I can be able to foot-rape my female victims due to their gorgeously sexy feet. "Women's feet! They make me wanna whack my meat!" I always say when I get an unusual inkling of talking to them and/or masturbating to them. If it comes to me being a stand-up comedian in both New York City, esp., at the most seedy comedy clubs of them all; and Las Vegas, esp., at the MGM Grand Hotel & Casino (at the Strip). Here's a fun fact: My mother (Dottie Luster) detests my foot fetish and myself masturbating to women's feet (which make me wanna cum). I can appeal to a certain demographic (ages 16-35 years old) of audience members who haven't lost their virginity and are painfully single. I can even show my comedy specials on Comedy Central (as well as its subsidiaries worldwide) and HBO Max (a premium channel with more of a creative outlet for hardcore pornography and other elements of disgusting humor), but I might get royalties while performing in front of both audiences from their respective cities of New York City (New York, U.S.A.) and Las Vegas (Nevada, U.S.A.). Sadly, I haven't lost my virginity, but I can tell my audience raunchy comedic monologues involving nudity, rape, masturbation, foot/leg worship, urination/defecation, and hardcore pornography. I still can use explicit language and equally explicit dialogue with such monologues. I love to indulge in hardcore pornography, rape, foot/leg worship, full-frontal nudity, masturbation, urination/defecation, and polygamous marriage. Hopefully, I might go on a world tour in Toronto (Ontario, Canada), London (England, U.K.), Dublin (Ireland), Sydney (Australia), Karachi (Pakistan), New Delhi (India), Calcutta (India), Mumbai (India), Singapore, Hong Kong (a semi-autonomous republic), Johannesburg (South Africa), and Jerusalem (Israel). I can make some easy money that way. Moreover, I can do voice acting (for animated series, animated movies, video games, and the revival of "Hey, It's Milly!" (a webshow which involves a purple-haired, 8-year-old puppet girl who uses explicit language and sexual innuendo) on YouTube). I can get paid for being a voice actor, a puppeteer, a stand-up comedian, a rapper, a singer, and an A-list Hollywood movie star as well as a porn star. :-) As a stand-up comedian, my 45-minute performances will be sponsored by Pepsi (including Diet Pepsi, Pepsi Zero Sugar, Mountain Dew, Diet Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Zero Sugar, Sierra Mist, and Aquafina).