My Bucket List

 Greetings, mortals! I'm Daniel Luster: Judge, jury, executioner, and the appropriate candidate for "the #1 man in Richland County, Ohio". I'd like to tell you a lotta things that I should do before I kick the bucket and here we go:

1. Moving to 27 Winding Way (in Mansfield, Ohio).

2. Taking up voice-acting.

3. Taking up stand-up comedy.

4. Taking up rapping (which is talking rhythmically over the music which has a great beat to it).

5. Being bigger than both the Kardashians and the Real Housewives combined.

6. Starring in major motion pictures before they come out on DVD and Blu-Ray.

7. Traveling around the world in countries like China, Japan, Australia, Mexico ( I won't drink the water down there), the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Switzerland, Russia, India, etc.

8. Having sex with a Japanese talking sex robot who has full command of the English language.

9. Starting my own line of merchandise (including coffee mugs, basketball shoes, t-shirts, thermoses, lunchboxes, underwear, baseball caps, posters, refrigerator magnets, CD's (compact discs), calendars, wristwatches, deluxe action figures, DVD's (with English, French, and Spanish audio to them), and even a video-game based on a myriad of my marvelous misadventures starring yours truly--Daniel Luster). Besides, the video-game starring yours truly (Daniel Luster) will have multiple audio settings (including English, Neutral Spanish, French, European Portuguese, Russian, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, and Korean) for Nintendo Switch. The video-game will be called "Life w/ Daniel Luster: The Video-Game".

10. Getting married to Heather Picking (from McElvain Homes).

11. Taking up singing Contemporary R&B, pop rock, and even smooth jazz.