Daniel Luster: Commercial Genius

 Greetings, mortals! I'm Daniel Luster (as usual): Judge, jury, executioner, deadpan snarker, comic relief, and pitchman of small wares including:

1. Lunchboxes

2. Thermoses

3. Coffee mugs

4. Backpacks

5. Men's apparel

6. Ladies' apparel

7. Fine foods (including teas, chocolates, coffees, marmalade, caviar, sardines, sushi, and jelly)

8. Posters

9. Books, even copies of my autobiographical manifesto.

10. Compact discs

11. DVD's (digital video discs)

Note: The "DL" monogram will hereby be the registered trademark of yours truly, the one....the only....Daniel Luster!

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