When I run for President of the United States.

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I've got something to share with you: When I run for President of the United States in 2024, there'll be cars which can run entirely on electricity which can save up on gasoline, all the national retail prices will be 50% off, cursive writing in public schools will become commonplace for the very first time in decades, everyone will switch over to the metric system, gang violence will be banned in every city in America (including right here in Mansfield, Ohio), Mansfield will annex with Ontario (a city in Ohio) in order to transform into a bustling megalopolis (esp., one with no drugs, no guns, no COVID-19, no pollution, and no problems), there'll even be a solar-powered train carrying people from here to New Orleans (in Louisiana), the LGBTQIA+ community will show their stripes, there'll will even be an annual parade in my honor as President of the United States of America, race will no longer become a serious threat to our society as we know it, there'll be peace in the Middle East between Israel and Palestine, and there'll be a shocking scandal involving my gluten consumption on every paper in the world including the United States. Mansfield and its neighboring city (Ontario) will merge together in order to become a megalopolis with no gun violence, no drug-dealers, no COVID-19, no unemployment, no inflation, no mortality, and no problems within the first 100 days when I'm in office at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. (our nation's capital).😎😎😎😎😎😎