I Had Too Much Caffeine Lately!

 Hexllo, everybody! My name is Daniel Luster and I've got some terrible news: I'd have too much caffeine this morning and I was all wound up and I'd never stopped talking and talking and talking, but I've kept on going and going and going like the Energizer bunny. Me, John Davis, and Ronald Dimrock went out to Buffalo Wild Wings (which is out in Ontario, Ohio. I had 4 Diet Pepsis after I had a Southwestern Black Bean Cheeseburger and french fries. However, the news I've heard from Roseann (my house manager and friend) gave me the bad news which sounded very grim which was the bare fact that I've got too much caffeine in me (which happened to be quite a lot of coffee in those K-Cups which I've found in the chest-of-drawers in the garage of 27 Winding Way). Roseann Freeman, herself, told me to go into my bedroom and think about what I've done wrong and take the heat for it until dinner's ready. Moreover, I was also sick and tired of all the womansplaining that lately has been going on lately when I was still drinking too much caffeine which have caused my anxiety to go up in an upward spiral until it reached the ceiling and all the way into the overreaching heavens (allegorically speaking). I was quite the chatterbox when it comes to my caffeinated beverage fetishism such as coffee, tea, soda pop, and energy drinks. I know that caffeine causes me to have more attention to the world around me, but at the same time, it causes me to be hyperactive. Also in the life of me, it took a lot more than 27 candy bars and a 6-pack of root beer to get me all wound up, it took 30 K-Cups of 100% pure arabica coffee and a lotta brainstorming to cause me to overthink, talk to myself as well as others around me, and walk around in circles in the kitchen. I must be going outta my everloving mind. Moreover, sugar doesn't cause hyperactivity, caffeine does and that's the cold, hard truth about me having attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). No wonder why I was going #craycray!! I was completely shocked by the fact that I just can't be trusted with too much caffeine in my system! I've took the heat for consuming too much caffeine (which caused me to be hyperactive) which was in the chest-of-drawers in the garage at 27 Winding Way. No wonder why I was flabbergasted by the instance which I cannot be trusted, but I've took full responsibility for such a negative action which Roseann Freeman cannot withstand! I've felt completely stupid when it comes to doing such a cowardly, dishonest, and irresponsible instance of taking care of myself in the history of the universe! I might feel my entire life was spiraling to the complete brink of oblivion. It's gonna be up to me to step up to the plate and show the entire world what I'm made of!! Furthermore, I was going under a caffeine rush today and this afternoon where it got to the point where it's too much for anyone (including myself) to even possibly handle. I might be damned to Purgatory (which is that middle ground between Paradise and Hell). I might spend an eternity in Purgatory until I straighten out my behavior and live like a normal person. I might accept the Lord Jesus Christ as my Lord and personal Savior in order to seek eternal enlightenment.😓😓😓😓