My Noel Narcissism

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (as always)! Roseanne Freeman, out of all people, knows that I think that I'm more important than everyone else in Richland County, Ohio. She knows that I'm a narcissist and proud of it! Moreover, she knew all along that I'm not a celebrity and I'm not from Hollywood (the motion-picture capital of the planet), but I'm a narcissist (one who's in love with themself). I say in my unassailable opinion that my handsome young face is made for major motion pictures. I stand 6 feet 1 inch tall and I wear a size 11.5 (in American standard figures). Read my lips: I'm more important than everyone else on the planet, so ergo, I'm a narcissist. I should have my handsome (yet clean-shaven) face suitable for my very own YouTube channel called "daniel luster"; the show on my YouTube channel will be called "Danny's Deranged Opinions" (the show where I can talk about anything, anytime, anywhere). Moreover, I'm definitely more important than everyone else, but one thing's for sure--I'm not from Hollywood, California (but born in Mansfield, Ohio and raised in Mansfield, Ohio). I'm smart enough, famous enough, important enough, clean-shaven enough and tall enough to be in Hollywood. I might convert to Catholicism and say "Excuse me, Father. I'm in need of a sexual partner, especially a young woman who's tall, beautiful, smart, has a foot fetish as much as I do, successful with money, patient, understanding, caring, loving, willing to be my soulmate and my "sole"-mate (pun intended), good around the house and at work, and knows Jesus Christ as her Lord and Personal Savior." I can post my bio on Tinder (a website for singles), but if only I've had a Tinder account. I'm, in fact, am desperately looking for a sexual, romantic partner who's by all means as tall, attractive, sexy, intelligent, smart, likes to look at feet as much as I do, great with money management, patient, comprehensive, caring, loving, extremely helpful around both from the house and at work, and knows Jesus Christ as her Lord and Personal Savior. I'm a Scorpio at the cusp of Sagittarius, I like sushi, pasta, pizza, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, asparagus, cauliflower, spinach, green beans, coffee, tea, and diet soda as well as chocolate brownies. I have narcissistic personality disorder, but all I ever wanted to do is to make a good first impression to meet Roseanne Freeman's daughter's side of the family tree, but she wouldn't even let me introduce myself. I'm a celebrity in my own mind and in my own right as an individual w/ developmental disabilities and as an American citizen. I'm so misunderstood, all I've ever wanted to do is to make a good first impression. 😢😢😢😢😢