My Wacky Wishes!

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I'm here to talk about my wackiest wishes like having an autotuned voice which will make all college-aged virgin women have the hots for me and I might get fancy clothes, go on a world tour on a private jet of my own, have an enormous mansion with the works, and be bigger than the Beatles! Note: The Beatles already have 900 million-plus copies sold worldwide (including the United States), but I can be bigger than the Beatles by reaching the 1 billion mark as far as worldwide copies go, but if only I have an irresistably talented autotuned voice. I can be on MTV in order to premiere as an authentic celebrity in music videos and the MTV Video Music Awards. I might target billions of college-aged virgin women who can take me in their arms and give me a footjob to keep my occupied, especially via their time and energy. I might sell more internationally-famous hits than Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson, Taylor Swift, and even the Beatles combined with a powerful and irresistably talented autotune voice of mine (which would seem much more futuristic and ultramodern). Fame and fortune weren't just handed to me on a silver platter, but I possibly be famous on stage, screen, and radio with many chart-topping #1 Billboard hits. If I mad my way, I'd have a sexy autotuned voice and be internationally famous in 44 different countries such as the United States, Canada, Mexico, Venezuela, Brazil, Argentina, Cuba, the United Kingdom, Ireland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Greece, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Estonia, Romania, Israel, Spain, Portugal, Gibraltar, the Ukraine, Czechia, Slovakia, Hungary, Andorra, Russia, Austria, China, South Korea, the Philippines, Indonesia, Zimbabwe, Japan, Australia, New Zealand, Colombia, and South Africa! Being bigger than Jesus is more than just a blasphemous boast, but a compliment which would be said bye the world stage. Furthermore, I'd be on "American Idol" and "America's Got Talent", "Britain's Got Talent", "Africa's Got Talent", "Australia's Got Talent", etc. Until then, goodbye for now! :-)