About "The Daniel Luster Show"

 Hello, there! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! I was thinking about making "The Daniel Luster Show" a low-budget reality series w/ only a several flashlights and a cameraphone, but it'll be sponsored exclusively by Sam's Club, Pepsi, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, and Kentucky Fried Chicken. It'll have comedy, drama, romance, and adventure as well as zany-but-true confessionals coming from yours truly! I'll be thinking about shooting for an indefinite number of seasons (only if I were lucky enough). It'll be all about me, baby! It'll be generally posted on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, Snapchat, Discord, and most importantly--Netflix! I just can't wait to be in the public eye 24/7! It'll be written, created, and directed by yours truly--Daniel Luster, that is, the one and only! It'll also be starring me as the star of the show! Some people might find the subject matter of the show itself as too weird, too fetish-y, too gross, and too off-the-wall for younger viewers--viewer discretion is advised. However, 99.9% of the fetish-y material will be generally based upon my major foot fetish, esp., with women's feet in particular! It's my tremendous foot fetish that makes me who I am as an individual! Such a low-budget reality series will be a stupendous, colossal, monumental, phenomenal, enormous, gigantic, titanic, amazing, and centered-around-me success via the Internet and Netflix DVD! I'm also thinking on making a Holiday special dubbed "The Daniel Luster Happy Holiday Extravaganza"! The holiday special of the low-budget reality series itself will be celebrating Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, New Year's Eve, and New Year's Day--What?! It's a Holiday tradition, people! The runtime for each episode of my all-exclusive, low-budget reality series will be 1 hour (including commercials)! It'll even have my very own birthday special, esp., in November with lots of emails dedicated to yours truly--the one, the only, the most handsome, most clever, most physically fit, most intelligent, Daniel Luster!! For example, one of my confessionals is that unlike most teenagers of the 1990's who attended Malabar Middle School (in Mansfield, Ohio), I was used to be short, fat, socially awkward, miserable, full-of-myself, easily upset about my weight, nerdy, gloomy, refusing to accept myself for who I am as a human being--I was totally miserable when I've appeared at the school itself and I was the most miserable excuse for a human being ever to walk the face of this earth, but what really cheered me up was my foot fetish. Another one of my confessionals will be the troubles that I was having with both of my obnoxiously condescending parents and my equally condescending little sister; the reasons behind my dark, weird, gloomy, and troubled past are the fact that both my mother and my father smacked my ass, my sister smacked my ass as well, my entire family talked down to me like I was still a child and not a grown-ass man, my mother smacked me upside the face, and altogether--no one understood me nor ever will understand me. It seemed to me that what I did for a hobby was to sit around and mope about how cruel a world it is and feeling sorry for myself.😎😎😎😎