When I'm President of the United States

 Hello, my fellow Americans! It's me again, Daniel Luster. For my first 100 days in office, I'll vow to lower the inflation by 60% (which might create tens of millions of new jobs for the great nation we're living in right now and cause prices to be reduced to 60% off the expensive retail prices), I'll also vow to save various endangered species (e.g., orangutans and humpbacked whales, in Indonesia and the coast of South America, respectively), I'll vow to expect American parents to be teaching cursive to their children (it's because that children are America's future), I'll solemnly promise to have foreign ties with all OPEC (Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries) and BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China, and South Africa) nations for the United Nations General Assemblies and the G-8 summits worldwide. I'll also vow to solemnly and meticulously mastermind the World Peace Ceremonies featuring singing, dancing, acrobatic stunts, comedic monologues, and comedic sketches as well as all the nations around the world uniting together in the instance of solidarity. I'll have a Vice-President named Jennifer Hord (who's my Life Skills Assistant at 985 Longview Avenue), I'll even have a First Lady named Heather Picking along with our children--Daniel Lee Luster II and Cleopatra Josephine Anne-Marie Luster, and I'll even have a more prosperous future as President-For-Life of the United States by suspending all presidential term limits indefinitely against all presidential contenders, but I also can get paid a great plethora of money in the process, including bonuses galore! I want everyone in America to VOTE FOR ME! Vote for me! ;)