The following blog may contain weird material!

 Ladies and gentlemen! It's me, Daniel Luster! Here are some fun facts about me:

1. I used to eat soap when I was a teen.

2. I farted in the classroom in public at John Sherman Elementary School.

3. I'm into women's feet in church, in public schools, whenever my family has company, and whenever I visit Vickie Jarvis from what is now Catalyst Family Services.

4. I used to play with myself when I take a nap.

5. I'm one of the #1 roommates who live at 27 Winding Way.

6. I used to be spanked by my parents because that they didn't get understand well enough. :-(

7. I get freaked out by thunderstorms, power outages, dogs barking, parents yelling at me, being spanked by my own parents, being spanked by my kid sister, being called "fat" a lot, being slapped upside the head by my own parents, being threatened by my own kid sister, and being just misunderstood.

8. My haters are my biggest fans...including my own family, AntonioRenteriaHuerta (of DeviantArt fame) as well as other haters who've blocked me in the past, Debra Carpenter (from 114 Ridge Road North), Mr. Franklin Lay, Mrs. Joan Collard, Steve McClain (one of my classmates from Malabar Middle School), Crystal Rose (another one of my classmates at Malabar Middle School), Racshunda Whitt (another one of my classmates at Malabar Middle School), etc.