Fun Facts About Yours Truly!

 Ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I'd like to show some fun facts about yours truly:

1. I was born November 21, 1981 (which means that I'm a Scorpio at the cusp of the Sagittarius zodiac sign).

2. I was born in Mansfield, Ohio, USA.

3. I'm a glorified foot-fetishist, esp., one who's enthused with women's soft and beautiful feet!

4. I'm right-handed whenever a write my thoughts on paper.

5. I'm a big-time McDonald's addict, even if the food has gluten in it, but I'm gluten-free and sneak gluten on the side when people in the right mind aren't even looking.

6. Whenever I lay down at bedtime, I play with myself to women's feet a lot.

7. I'm a big-time "Sailor Moon" aficionado.

8. I know that Mr. Franklin Lay (from Malabar Middle School) was and is the biggest hater of I know.

9. Speaking of haters, Miranda Sings (a fictitious character portrayed by Colleen Ballinger) taught me to love my haters because they make me famous! That proverb sounds like a fortune cookie!

10. I know that Malabar Middle School has a chock-full of haters and they include staff such as Mrs. Joan Collard (my 6th-grade teacher), Mrs. Beak (my 6th-grade teacher's aide), Mrs. Owens (my 8th-grade teacher's aide), and of course, Mr. Franklin Lay (my 8th-grade teacher), but students include Sherman Jones (who called me "fat" even when he's joking around), Steven McClain (at times, he could get a little pushy), Racshunda Whitt (she could get really pushy from time to time), and Ricky Brown (a discourteously immature classmate who deliberately called me "fat" and "piggy" that one time).

11. I'm one of the greatest consumers of caffeinated beverages on the planet! Caffeinated beverages include diet cola, coffee, tea, and energy drinks--bragging rights!

12. I was used to be fat from when I was younger, starting at 13 years old and all the way to high school, esp., at Mansfield Senior High School's old campus (in Mansfield, Ohio).

13. My favorite color is gold, because that money's based on the gold standard.

14. Debra Carpenter (according to my perspective worldview) is one of the greatest haters on the planet; like Miranda Sings (portrayed by Colleen Ballinger) said in her most famous proverb: "Love your haters--they're your biggest fans!"

15. I should've put a t-shirt on which has the wording which reads "Haters make me famous!"

16. My favorite foods include pasta, pizza, sushi, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, cauliflower, and asparagus!