If M3GAN were my friend

 Salutations, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! I like to inform you about M3GAN (Model 3 Generative Android): She's a child-sized, life-like, AI (artificial intelligence) doll which I've seen on the trailers from Universal Studios' "M3GAN". She's a great playmate, teacher, bodyguard, and an even greater listener as well as an excellent chef who can make the most excellent pizza in the whole damn town of Mansfield, Ohio, USA!!! Not only that, she can make the very best sushi the world has ever experienced.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 She also can fuse pizza and sushi together to make the world's most perfect sushi pizza!!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 At the local Chili & Hot Wing Cookoff, she can be able to orchestrate the spiciest chili con carne in the history of the entire known universe, made from the ever-popular Carolina Reaper pepper (containing a million Scoville units of pure piquancy). which will be the secret ingredient to "the Hottest-In-Show Chili". Her talents include being a playmate, teacher, bodyguard, experimental chef, illustrator, and everything else I can think of!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 She can also be a successful babysitter, too.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 She can be a jill-of-all-trades! She'll never run outta patience and time--that's the main part! She can be an excellent singer and storyteller, too!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 She's multitalented and artificially intelligent, yet quite interesting! She can also solve for pi in an indefinite number of digits in a sequence which no human can ever fathom. If I could have her as a friend who never runs outta patience and time, I'd be the happiest man on the face of the earth.😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀