"Foot Fetishes and All: the Daniel Luster Story"

 Good afternoon, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster. I'm here to discuss making an independent film truly based on my podophilia (foot-fetishism) as well as many other aspects of my personality--it's called "Foot Fetishes and All: the Daniel Luster Story"; it'll be a work-in-progress, however, but it's worth it! It'll be a romantic comedy based on actual historical events which are 100% absolutely true. I'll write, star, and direct the independent film itself. It'll be sponsored by Fiverr and the Sam's Club Cafe. Moreover, it'll be streaming on TikTok, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Reddit, Instagram, and Netflix; it'll even be televised on HBO Signature; and it'll be released in theaters for $1/per ticket in the box office, yet the exclusive rights to my DVD will be $7/per unit! I'll be both the hero and the villain of the film itself. As you read the credits, the following film will be written, created, and directed by yours truly--the world-famous Daniel Luster! It'll be an all-out Internet sensation which will soon hit the global box office in a matter of months (or up to one full year), esp., in Eastern Europe, Japan, the Middle East, Australia, and Latin America as well as North America (including the USA and Canada) and the British Isles (the UK and Ireland). The download streaming will be at least 20 cents/per viewer, the digital video disc (or DVD, for short) will sell for $7/per unit, the admission ticket will be $1/per person, and I'll get paid $100k/per film. Most of the material can be too fetishy and gross for younger consumers, so it'll be rated R for restricted to younger audiences. I'll be doing it on a shoestring budget and I'm going to be both the protagonist and the antagonist simultaneously in the independent film which I've mentioned.😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 Furthermore, the following cuisine including hot dog combo meals, pizza combo meals, churros, and frozen yogurt as well as berry sundae will be catered by Sam's Club's official staff. That's all!😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎