Everything U Need 2 Know About Me!
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and nonbinaries! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! For those of you who don't know who I am: I'm a multiple threat--I'm a book author/indie filmmaker/stand-up comedian/actor/editor-in-chief/voiceover artist/YouTuber/foot fetishist/art critic. I'll be planning on writing an awesome book called "Foot Fetishes and All: The Daniel Luster Story". However, you know that I first had a foot fetish from when I was 6 years old, but it first happened back in April 1988. I used to play with Mrs. Boggs' (my 2nd-grade teacher) feet! I named one of her feet "Mr. Foot"!!ππππ My autobiographical saga will be sponsored by Fiverr, but hopefully then, I'll make an indie film based on that masterpiece, itself. The following material may not be appropriate for younger readers, but the indie film itself will be catered by the honorable staff from Sam's Club Cafe!ππππππππ I'll have exclusive rights over "Foot Fetishes and All"--written and narrated by Daniel L. Luster (the one and only). I honestly did have a beef with my parents because that they didn't get me very well, but actually I had many a beef with my parents because that they didn't get me very well due to my AD/HD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder), my major foot fetish, my obsessive-compulsive disorder, my chronic depression, and my high-functioning autism.π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’ I'll put that book under "Non-Fiction" in every library in America and beyond!ππππππππ It'll be an easy sell, but I'll say about $25/per hardcover autobiographical book. I'll be more of a celebrity than ever before in my entire career!!!!πππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ You know that I'm also famous for being famous!ππππππππππππππππππ I'll get 20% of the profits according to the one YouTube Channel involving the Fiverr website.πππππππππππ
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