During my biopic!

 Greetings, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, the one and only Daniel Luster! I'd like to talk to you all about me being the creator, the writer, the director, the narrator, and the main star of "Foot Fetishes And All: The Daniel Luster Story". During my biopic, I'll share some dramedic insight that you cannot find anywhere else, capisce? The biopic itself will show zillions of sides of me from being an average autistic digital native to an all-out Internet superstar. There will be some instances of product placement throughout the biopic including McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Domino's, Pizza Hut, Cheetos, Lay's, and much, much more!! It's a docudrama/romantic comedy. It'll be one of the highest-grossing biopics in the history of the cinematic industry w/ zillions and zillions of dollars!! It'll be exceptionally buzzworthy! It'll contain a soundtrack from the 1980's to the 2020's from the greatest musical artists of all time!! It'll be based on actual historical analysis w/ some dramedic commentary for comedic effect as well as for educational insight. In addition, me being a foot-fetishist makes me an Internet megastar! This biopic will be all about me, pretty much. It'll be on a whole new level of edutainment and will be rated PG-13 (parents strongly cautioned). My foot fetish is what makes me who I am today! It'll be "the Ultimate Summer Blockbuster for the Ages" according to the Rolling Stone, the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times, and our very own Mansfield News Journal! I'll be a kazillionaire as in an exceptionally wealthy man! This biopic will show that I was diagnosed with anxiety, attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder (or "ADHD" for short), depression, foot-fetishism, excessive perfectionism, and Asperger's syndrome (part of the autism spectrum). It'll be showing the entire City of Mansfield as the backdrop for pretty much the entire biopic! There's much more to me than it meets the eye! It'll show that my life's like a kaleidoscope with zillions of microscopic facets moving around throughout the empty landscape called time. The runtime for the biopic will be 1 hour and 45 minutes. However, the biopic itself will hopefully be overwhelmingly popular in more than 200 countries on 6 continents and translated into more than 60 different languages spoken by more than 8 billion people around the world. Furthermore, the cinematic masterpiece will be all about me--well, pretty much. Good luck and I'll see you all in a theater near you!👍👍😎😎😎😎😎