About The Obstacles That I Must Face During My Biopic!

 Greeting, ladies and gentlemen! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only)! I'm here to talk about my obstacles throughout my life during my biopic: my biopic involves foot fetishism, childhood obesity, adolescent obesity, my confrontations with Mrs. Joan Collard and Mr. Franklin Lay from Malabar Middle School, my afternoon masturbation rituals during my afternoon naps, my confrontations with my parents (whose names were Eddie Wayne Luster (my father) and Dottie Anne-Marie Luster (my mother), my confrontations and random encounters with random artists on DeviantArt, my addiction to foot fetish videos on Clips4Sale (via the Internet), the September 11th attacks on the World Trade Center (in New York City), the power outages during the summertime, my suicide attempts, my drama queen status, my father's arrest due to child endangerment on my nephews (Joseph Christian Baer and Jaden Wayne Baer), my strong acquisition for financial wealth, my inferior superiority complex, my chronic depression, my relentless dreams to go to Japan and Mexico (just to name a few), my encounter with Jennifer Hord (my life-skills assistant from 985 Longview), my trips to Amish Country (in Berlin, Ohio) and Las Vegas, Nevada (at the Strip), my big move to 27 Winding Way (next to Baku Grotto Hall), my meteoric rise to superstardom during a film about McElvain Homes (in Mansfield, Ohio, USA), and my acquired situational narcissism as well as my discourses about the bad life I've got while living with Debra Carpenter at 114 Ridge Road North (the bad life which included lying, stealing, cheating, being lazy, vomiting (which was due to bulimia nervosa), and being an all-out drama queen about the entire ordeal which I've faced). It also involves the tragic death of my father back in April 11, 2013 (just after my old house on 418 St. Clair Street) got incinerated to an ashen nothingness. It also involves the advent of the Euro (the single currency for the entire Eurozone) back on January 1, 1999. This biopic will be starring me as well as Ronald Dimrock (my roommate), John Davis (one of my caregivers), Teresa Davis (another one of my caregivers), Kristina Borror (one of my operations managers at McElvain Homes), Kristi Matheney (another one of my operations managers at McElvain Homes), Roseanne Freeman (another one of my caregivers), and many more! These people who'll star in my film are my BFF's (best friends forever). Although the obstacles which I've faced throughout my entire lifetime (from November 21, 1981 to today) will be grossing zillions and zillions and zillions of dollars in the global box office, so ergo, it'll be a multinational blockbuster film for the ages!!!😎😎😎😎😎😎 The countries in the global box offices will include the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, the European Union, Russia, China, India, Japan, the Middle East (including Israel and Palestine), Australia, Pakistan, South Africa, Latin America, etc.😎😎😎😎😎😎

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