Proof that I'm a drama queen!

 Hexllo, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster--the one and only! Here are pointers that I'm, in fact a drama queen, but please consider the following:

1. Paris Hilton has a rockstar boyfriend, but I wanted to marry her so damn bad!

2. I treat life after the 9/11 terror attacks like just another day on this rollercoaster called life.

3. When I was at the Wyandotte Free Will Baptist Church (after 9/11), staring at and talking to women's feet's what my own mother called "poking fun of God", but I call "pleasure".

4. Kayla Thorne broke up with me after my trip to Las Vegas (a city in Nevada), but she've friendzoned me, but I've dated Heather Picking instead.

5. Heather Picking broke up with me that one time, but then eventually, we've got back together by me saying "I'm sorry!" and even in a toxic relationship like mine (with Heather Picking involved), I got the magic in me...and bragging rights! :-)

6. I've treated misplacing my nail-clippers like the end of the world.

7. My cousin, Montie Ray Luster, Jr. said "No!" to me while I was staring at the NASCAR races on the television while I was unintentionally staring at him many a time, but my grandfather (Edgar Pueblo Luster), my father (Eddie Wayne Luster), and my uncle (Montie Ray Luster, Sr.) got upset with me for no apparent reason at all and I was being a drama queen about the entire situation that will forever to be remembered as an American tragedy.

8. Everything went off at my old house (on the late 418 St. Claire Street), even my own television, the microwave, the refrigerator, and the damn stove went off due to a power outage, but my mother expected me to pretend to be Amish, but in my professional opinion, I've believed that the Amish are absolutely stupid and my mother threatened my slap me across my face in a surly manner. It was due to me being desperate over the ordeal when I was busy cooking a dinner called chow mein over rice!

9. At Wyandotte Free Will Baptist Church, Sue Noblet (my Sunday school teacher) had accused my for groaning and being depressed as well as "acting like an old man" while things didn't go according to my moping process.

10.  Here's the big one: I've made too many mistakes involving "my history of communication" timeline while I was busy writing it all down on a single piece of paper, but I've showed it to my mother and I've then asked "Why did I make mistakes?". Then, my mother replied, "Because, you're human!", but I'm a perfectionist, but then, I added "I'm not familiar with the term, "human"!. However, my mother preached to me that I've heard it at school, at church, and even at home. Eventually, she angrily sent me to my room until I "act like a normal, decent human being". Then, I've screamed and cried so damn loudly, even that people all across my old neighborhood could hear it! Then, my mother spanked my ass very hardly, it only made matters worse for me. Then, my mother kept preaching to me that I'm not her father-in-law, I'm not God, I'm not even the Almighty and it's not Communism. She've paddled my ass so damn hard that I've cried due to the paddling making matters even worse than ever before that my sister eventually began to paddle my ass so damn hard multiple times; it only caused matters to be worse, but she told me to behave. Eventually, I went outta the house and I've seen my neighbors complaining about the loud screaming and crying over something very, I mean extremely trivial. No wonder why I'm such a drama queen!

11. When I was in middle school, Sherman Jones called me "fat boy" to my face several times back in 1995. Moreover, Mr. Franklin Lay called me an "idiot", a "lazy-butt", a "meathead", and even called me "lazy". Mrs. Joan Collard squeezed my face so hard that it hurts the living hell outta me. Life was pretty hard for me at that time. I've got a bum rap from her about Michael Kingman bugging me constantly while she told me to own up to "my negative actions", but it was Michael Kingman whose to blame over the constant annoyance. In addition, I didn't know that those were people's mothers (according to Mrs. Joan Collard blaming me for my foot fetish) when I was talking to their feet during the basketball playoff. I was so misunderstood by Mrs. Joan Collard about my lust for women's feet in pantyhose. Then, she expected me to be the scorekeeper for the Richland County Bears.

12. I was there when my old All-Care staff named Debra Carpenter claimed that she was being lied to by yours truly in front of my goddamn face and then, I've cried about it constantly as she started in her little hissy fit. Me and her used to go and live fabulously together before things went awry. I've claimed that there were three personalities inside me, but actually, I've got the same off-the-wall, "drama queen" personality like I always do.

13. I and the rest of the McElvain residents went out to Sam's Club back on December of 2019. Luke Trieber was hogging all the glory when I've screamed on the top of my lungs in order to spread more Christmas warmth and cheer than him while Kathy Matthews was shushing at me time and time again, but claimed that I'm not a celebrity nor a movie star. However, I'm a local celebrity at McElvain Homes and Richland Newhope Industries as well as the staff at Speedway (esp., at the Loy Beverage Club). I don't wanna be seen as just another pretty face in a faceless crowd, but I wanna stand out above all the rest of the pack! I wanna show the world what I'm truly made of (positivity, determination, and hot air)! I was envious of Luke Trieber's success as a "ladies' man".

14. My mother accused me of "playing with myself" when I was having a foot fetish-related moment, but then, she threw some clothes at me when I was laying down peacefully when I was in bed masturbating to women's feet. That's how I roll!😎

15. On June of 1990, "Pee-Wee's Playhouse" got cancelled when "the Adventures of Raggedy Ann and Andy" was on, I've threw a hissy-fit, but my mother yelled at me for it! She knew that Pee-Wee Herman was "doing bad things", but I might add, "For encouraging children at home to disturb the peace by screaming really loud while someone says the secret word?".

16. I didn't know that I hadn't known that Venezuela's a Communist country along with Colombia, Cuba, China, and North Korea which was just the "luck of the draw" as they always say! Then, I've got suicidal attempts upon overdosing myself with Paxil in order to do away with myself before they've sent me to the hospital emergency room for depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts which can be enough to make the most sane man insane!😞

17. I've always seen myself as an alien superhero from another planet trying to "take over the world", but who's "older than he looks", but it happened since 1993, but ended in 1997. When I was 16 years old, I've literally wet the bed. I was so damn embarrassed about the whole ordeal about going through all that drama with my own mother. :-(