What if Heather Picking breaks up with me again?

 Hello, everyone! It's me again, Daniel Luster (the one and only, as always)! I remember the time that Heather Picking broke up with me due to an unfortunate incident involving another passenger whose taking my spot with her which started something exaggeratedly dramatic which was enough to make a grown man cry his eyes out and drives him to drink (which didn't happen). If she breaks up with me again, I might get an inkling to eat as much as I want at a local Olive Garden (in Ontario, Ohio) and get free refills of Diet Coke as I want, but I must tip the server who serves me the all-you-can-eat, gluten-free rotini w/ either marinara or alfredo sauce...and a Diet Coke (plus the refills).😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😢😢😢😢😢😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌

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