If Only I Could Turn Back Time.

 Hello, everybody! It's me again, Daniel Luster! I'm here to ask you this rhetorical question: Why can't I be an only child? If only I could turn back time to February 16, 1984 in Mansfield, Ohio (where my sister was born). I could've gave my mother an abortion and make my obnoxious younger sister wish that she was never born, so ergo, I'm doing it for attention, fame, and money in that order! I could've been an only child of the Luster Family household made up of Eddie Wayne Luster (my father), Dorothy "Dottie" Anne Luster (my mother), and myself. I'd also like to see my grandfather (named Edgar Pueblo Luster) and my grandmother (Opal C. Luster). I could've gave my mother an abortion out of pride, envy, anger, greed, and all of the goodness of my heart.😎😎😎😎😈😈😈😈😈

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